Hey everybody, this is Eric, Sean, and Jorge. What’s up guys? We are doing an episode on Denver Airport. This sounds weird. It is weird, but it just is this weird conspiracy that just keeps going. I don’t really get it, but I guess we’re going to dive into it. If it’s weird, that’s why it’s a conspiracy.

It’s kind of one of those things. I’m not even kidding, I always do a layover in Denver and it becomes like a joke that this airport is weird. You’re having a brewsky with some rando and the airport comes up. PS, you know airport beers are now like 27 bucks? I hate it. And Eric had a little soiree at an airport bar. Tell that story.

Real quick, guys, this is hilarious. So we go and we’re in, where was it? It was Reagan Airport. We’re flying back, we went to my parents’ farm, and we’re sitting there buying the most expensive beers on Earth. Sixteen dollars for a beer. I probably spent like 90 bucks at this hotel, it’s ridiculous. So then they have like these iPads, and that’s what you order on. And Eric’s like, I’m just gonna take a look.

Next thing you know, Eric is hacked into this IP, the whole network. Change the password. There’s this picture of Betty White flicking him off, it’s the main picture. So Eric pretty much, you could hack into the charging, the bill system, no check out. The beers are only a dollar, check it out. What you can do is, if you get behind the passcodes, you can do an airdrop to every iPad in the airport.

There’s a thousand people in the airport with iPads, and you can airdrop to everybody. We were looking around to try to see who’s going to look weird. Airdropped Betty White, there’s a picture of Betty White flicking them off, and seven people accepted it. Next time you gotta airdrop one of these episodes. We’re going back tonight, going to airdrop the QR code so we get many new listeners. So there you go, we’re hackers, and we’re talking about Denver Airport.

So in 1983, somebody by the name of Frederico Pena was elected mayor of Denver. As part of his campaign he was planning to expand the original airport, but they got sued over noise concerns. So Pena struck a deal and he would rally the citizens to back a plan for Denver to annex 54 square miles of the county to build a new airport, which was away from the neighborhoods. So the idea was to handle the noise complaints and stuff like that. He got that approved by voters in 1988.

The proposal though, not a lot of people liked it, because the airport is 24 miles from Denver downtown. You’re not actually really flying into Denver, it seems like. It’s almost like the Cincinnati Airport, CVG, it’s in Northern Kentucky. It’s called the Cincinnati Airport but this is in a different state. It’s like the New York Giants Stadium, where’s the New York Giants Stadium? It’s in Jersey. Doesn’t make sense, it’s New York, keep the name but you know, the Meadowlands.

So it’s 24 miles from the heart of the city, but seeing the importance of a Denver air hub to national transit, the federal government put half a billion dollars toward the new airport. They were like, Denver’s hot. It’s the middle of America, Denver. Not the middle, not really the middle. I’m convinced of that, I’m going to show you a map, because Colorado is not in the middle of America. Missouri is like Middle America. Anywhere that you spend 19 dollars on a latte is not Middle America, bro.

It’s a good spot to be if you need to go to Seattle, San Francisco, you need to go to Dallas, you need to go to LA, Chicago, you’re right in the spot. So in September of 1989 they broke ground, started digging with their half a billy. There were years of construction delays, and this is part of why people hate Denver Airport, because it was pushed back years. The original opening was supposed to be in 1992, three years later. It was pushed back to 1993, then 1994, and then it went on strike, then it was pushed to May 94, and then by February 95 they finally opened.

So it was six years, it took six years, it was supposed to be three. So very far behind. I mean that’s fine, construction happens, things happen, unless something’s going on underground. What were we flying into before this airport? There was another airport but it was smaller, a little shitty smaller. It was called Stapleton. So they rolled two billion over budget. That’s so much. Where’d that cash come from? Government, of course.

The massive airport didn’t just take up time and money, it took up a lot of space. So more than two decades later it’s still the largest airport in the US. It’s so weird, built in the 90s, still the biggest. Why is it so big? It sounds like people are coming from Dubai to go to Denver. Biggest as far as space, 54 square miles, it’s ridiculous. Now that I realize it, I’ve been there quite a few times and the last time I was there it doesn’t seem very big.

It’s not the busiest though. Atlanta’s huge, busy, and Chicago. Atlanta’s actually the biggest airport hub on Earth, number one for traffic on the planet. So Denver is the biggest spacewise, the largest. It’s the largest in North America by land, the second largest on Earth, right behind the airport in Saudi Arabia, which is called King Fahd Airport. The Saudis are that conceited, there’s literally this guy, you can Google Earth this, he’s so rich that he literally had his name dug into the ground and it’s massive, it’s a mile wide and you can see it from space and the water’s running in it.

So this airport just has weird things about it, and that’s really all there is to the stories of Denver, there’s just weird parts of it. So we’re going to go over some of the weird parts, and you tell me if it’s demonic, you tell me if it’s just stupid and weird and sketchy. Maybe it’s just Coloradans being weird. So the first thing that happens when you land into Denver Airport, if it’s a sunny day, you will see this massive blue horse statue.

It is a massive statue, it’s blue, they call it cobalt blue, and the eyes are red. A statue of what? A horse, a massive horse. It looks like just imagine a horse that’s demonic, a demonic horse. The red eyes is so unnecessary, why the red? Couldn’t have like regular eyes? So here’s what happened. The sculptor was named Luis Jimenez. There’s a lot of Spanish culture in Denver, which is weird because they’re pretty far away from Mexico.

The state name is Spanish, Colorado, it means red. That’s crazy, I didn’t know that at all. Colorado is a shade of red. So in 2006 Jimenez was working on his piece, and it was titled The Mustang. Part of the sculpture actually fell while he was building it, it severed an artery and it killed him. He literally died while he was making this demonic horse. The first of many kills on the Denver Airport. First blood.

So then his children decided to finish the sculpture, they get new and they finally unveiled it in 2008. His children are like, let me take a stab at this. Maybe the kids were the ones that were like, let’s put a demonic spin on it, they killed my dad. Either that or they messed it up until the dad got killed. So today some still think the statue is cursed, while others believe the horse’s glowing red eyes are a reference to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, thus earning the nickname Blucifer.

Denver Airport calls it Blucifer, it’s on their website. So they embraced the fact that the statue maimed the architect. Can you imagine that scene, his legs cut off at an artery and he bleeds out, and then Denver Airport’s like, Blucifer. Two billion over budget, can you believe that? Per the children, the eyes are a tribute to Luis, he owned a neon lights shop in Mexico, so the eyes apparently are a tribute. My thing is, there’s other neon colors other than red, but they gotta be red if they’re going to be on a horse.

Have you ever seen a horse with red eyes? You ever seen a blue horse? That’s adding to my point. So he died two years before it was actually done. Part of the statue’s leg fell on him, severed an artery in his leg, and then he bled out. So it’s 33 feet and it’s made out of fiberglass, that’s like three stories tall, pretty big. That’s the Mustang, that’s Blucifer, that’s the Wild Spirit of the American West.

Is that what they call the team, the Broncos? Is that why their team sucks so bad? They need Tebow back. Tebow has won more playoff games than Andy Dalton, and Andy Dalton has made hundreds of millions of dollars in the NFL. Tebow has won two playoff games, Andy Dalton has won zero. What’s Tebow doing now? I think he’s a commentator. He’s a good Christian guy, good guy. Hey Tebow, we gotta sponsor on the podcast for your teams.

So the other weird part about Denver Airport, one of the most popular conspiracy theories is that Denver Airport is home to bunkers and underground tunnels. This is the one I hear the most about. So some believe that there are bunkers where the Illuminati will flock during the apocalypse, while others think the tunnels could be home to aliens and lizard people. This is according to the Denver Post, classy organization. We tell our sources, Denver Post, we have no confidentiality, Denver Post and Wikipedia.

So I guess the idea behind this conspiracy is that it’s a place where rich folk who are part of an elite crew, not just rich though, these are like supposedly the one-percenters, Bezos. Let’s say we went to war, big war, Putin goes big, Kim Jong-un, it pops off, it goes crazy. So all those guys go nuts, and then the elite have somewhere to retreat to. It makes sense, they’re like, get to Denver Airport, let’s go, it’s all solid bedrock, and radiation is not going to go through, however deep.

So World War III goes down, they’re protected, bring me to Denver, at least they have a backup plan, this is protocol C. So Denver’s construction was scheduled to finish in 93, but the airport went over by two or three billion in budget and it wasn’t completed until two years later. So the theory is that the tons of design changes and contract disputes created this, because they kept changing the designs including the underground tunnel system in order to do something to finish the project.

So there is an underground tunnel, there actually is, not just a tunnel, a whole bunker system. But to be the non-conspiracy person on this, people say it’s just to move luggage. How does that make sense, logistically? Bring all the bags underground and then put them up above ground so people can get it? You take the underground and then bring it back up above ground to get the bags? It’s logistically a nightmare.

So apparently there’s a magazine called Uncover Colorado, and there’s a guy named Renteria, and he says it’s true there are tunnels under the airport, but they’re used to transport bags to aircraft and to transport luggage to the carousels. No, that’s ridiculous, it doesn’t make any sense, why would you go down to then go up? There’s a train that runs between the concourses, and also an old defunct automated baggage system. This is underground, it’s an underground train.

I don’t really get it because it says also that there’s a defunct automated bag system. Why does it have to be defunct? It’s such an obscure piece of information. Maybe they were like, we’re going to develop the best baggage system that’s ever been made and it’s going to be beautiful, trust me, and then it didn’t work so now it’s defunct. So here’s what happened, they’re like, get off your plane, go down three stories, then get your bag, go up two stories to get your car. Trust us.

I say again, I was there and I could walk across it in like 10 minutes, it wasn’t that big. When you go to that airport it doesn’t look like that airport was two billion over budget, and it doesn’t seem like there’s underground trains, it doesn’t seem like the biggest airport. Honestly my biggest gripe is that I got there at 9:30 PM and every restaurant was closed. I had a three-hour layover in Denver starving from 9 PM till midnight, no food anywhere. You pay like 17 dollars for a ham sandwich in a piece of plastic.

That’s the biggest conspiracy, you should have hacked into the system, you should have got some Cheez-Its, bro, get on the iPads, Betty White coming in. Here’s some weird things. Everything’s legal there, right? Recreational, it doesn’t even matter, you go to a store, it’s like going to a Publix. They got dispensaries. You don’t need any identifications, right next to the popcorn chicken, 100 percent.

So there’s some weird theories about this, and I don’t know if we’re ever going to do an episode on lizard people, we probably should. Can we all agree that lizard people are stupid as hell? I don’t know if it’s necessarily stupid. Lizard people, what does that mean? It means they’re from another planet. Have you ever heard of the Tall Grays? Tall Grays are like humanoid type people but they just look odd, like off, they look like humans and there’s sightings of these people all the time.

They look like normal people but they’re really tall but they look like people, but it’s slightly off, like there’s something off about them. So the thing about the lizard people is that they apparently have some sort of semi type cloaking to make them look normal but they still look weird. That sounds insane, it is. We live in a really big universe, bro. Eric’s a flat-earther as well. No, lizard people and flat-earther are more in the same category. I disagree with you. Eric was born in Denver Airport, by the way.

So we got bunkers. There’s another thing, according to the Denver Post, the Denver Post has got all the hot tips, Denver is spitting out major theories. They say that other theories say that the tunnels directly lead to the North American Aerospace Defense Command, NORAD, which is located only 100 miles south of the airport. And we looked this up, it was weird, because I looked up NORAD, the headquarters of NORAD’s in Alaska, maybe this is like an outpost, a satellite office.

I’m pretty sure Harrison Ford in Air Force One said something about Denver and the launch codes, and Harrison’s never told a lie. But the truth of the matter is, Denver Post says, it’s full of baggage. How is it the truth of the matter? That’s how they get paid. Denver Post goes, you know the crazy conspiracy, and then they just get clicks, and then at the end of it it’s just baggage. They all do that.

The airport, 54 square miles, why do you need it? That’s where it doesn’t start to add up. If you can fit all the bag, fly left and right, you would not need that much space for baggage, bro. That’s why you need a bunker for the elite, that’s what it is, hyper elite and the lizard people. So another thing here is the dedication plaque, the dedication plaque is crazy. I’m showing the boys a photo here. What’s really weird about the dedication plaque, it’s obvious that it has a Mason symbol, it’s a giant.

It was definitely donated by them, but why would they put it in there? The PR answer is that they’re a charitable organization and they sponsored some of the cost for the airport. How much of that cost? Doesn’t really say, it’s strange. So the plaque reads New World Airport Commission. Now here’s the weird part, that group never existed. There’s no record on paper of a New World Airport Commission anywhere. Well that’s a whole other episode on the new world order, the new world government.

So according to visitdenver.com, some think the airport is linked to the New World Order, which is a conspiracy theory that believes a group of global elites are plotting a dictatorship to overtake Earth. It’s because of the bunkers, that whole underground system is for the elite, the Freemasons, the Illuminati, the lizard people. Is it like a business of commerce down there, lizard people? He’s like, hey Bill Gates, how are you, and you’re just walking by? No, these are higher echelon beings, quote unquote.

These have like higher level technology, they’ve obviously traveled this planet. People believe it because we’re clearly not alone in this universe. We can’t even do a UFO conspiracy podcast because everyone believes it. The US government admits they exist, they admit that it’s unidentified objects. We’re going to have to do a whole episode about UFOs. The problem with the UFOs is there’s no story, it’s just a big blur of information.

I want to know, do you believe in aliens, yes or no? Yes. So then you believe in UFOs? Give me specific questions. Do you believe that there are UFOs that come into our airspace, in presence, right now? No. Why not? What do you think the Pentagon’s releasing? I believe in alien life forms, you just don’t believe in aliens. They’re not here, they don’t come here. No, they don’t come here.

I find it hilarious that there are two billion high-def cameras on us at all times, and all we can get of UFOs are high grain horrible radar images that don’t tell us anything. It’s literally like a vager of some moving object and that’s it, there’s no alien. I’m going to dispel this for you. You have your high-def camera, so if something is roughly 7,000 feet in the air, it’s really hard to get a high-def image shooting 4K from 7,000 feet.

We have drones going everywhere on the planet, we have HD drones flying over Scotland to get a TikTok video, but we don’t have one solid image of an alien. Those drones are taking things that are moving extremely slow, somebody walking. If something is moving faster than our fastest fighter jet, you expect to take a cell phone out and be like, oh snap, snap it? It’s not that easy. When a dude’s walking to Starbucks, yeah, HD.

Here’s my theory, and we could do a whole episode later, but my whole theory on it is that people underestimate the math that exists in the universe. I believe our estimation of how small Earth is in comparison to the full universe is so underestimated, that we are so far removed from anything anywhere, that we are such an outpost or a fully removed entity, that nobody would even come here because we don’t even fathom how long it is to get here from other civilizations at our travel rate.

That is a great argument, but your argument also is the inverse of that same argument, meaning it’s so big and there’s so much technology out there that it’s impossible to not. You don’t know what you don’t know, exactly, both sides. I actually agree with you that aliens do exist, like I believe in civilizations that are out there, but I just believe that we are so far removed that it’s not as relevant as we would think.

Our concept of time, we think a human body lives 80 years, which might be one second for the life form of somebody. So have they been traveling for a while and then they finally got here? Totally possible. It could have been when the pyramids were built, exactly. The biggest breakout is why keep coming here, because if you have this technology to be able to travel light years of space, you go and you’re like, oh look at these cavemen.

Look at this, they built a base under Denver Airport, idiots, this guy’s jacking off, bunch of monkeys on his couch. There’s a file somewhere and the file just says Earth, bunch of monkeys playing with their wieners. My biggest theory is that Earth is a sitcom for the rest of the universe. Next on Earth, like reality TV, real house of Earth, precisely. All right, let’s get back to the point, a 12 minute digression, I like it though, we should leave it.

So the combination of the non-existent New World Airport Commission, it doesn’t exist, nothing comes up. And on the image of the plaque is a Freemason symbol, it’s in the middle, it’s obvious, it’s the symbol. It’s not faded, it’s not on the side, it’s stone, it’s right there in the middle. So the idea here is that the symbol indicates that it was built by secret societies, by the Masons, for the elite, the super hyper elite.

So there are many theories about who built the Denver Airport. One of the most persistent theories is that the airport was built by what is considered the new world order, which had ties to Nazis and a lot of other things. The theory even goes so far as to say that the airport’s runways were built into the form of a swastika. If you look at the photos of the runways, you could kind of, if you drew lines, it kind of, it’s a bit of a stretch, I don’t believe that one.

Around the entire airport people have also noted strange markings on the buildings, continual connections to New World Order or New World Airport Commission. Now people who debunk the conspiracy theory say that it’s in reference to Navajo language, some of the symbols that are throughout the airport. The reason I don’t believe that is, look at America’s track record of not giving a damn about the Indians. So you’re saying it’s Freemason and Illuminati. That’s what I think.

The same guy from Uncovering Denver, Renteria, he says that the Freemasons helped support the building of the airport, so they helped create the plaque, and the phrasing refers to the New World Airport as a new world creation, like a coming of age creation of a new world connecting Earth. Because Denver Airport’s really connecting the Earth, connect the Earth through Denver. So that’s bullshit to me.

So before we go into the last part of this, there’s a lot of artwork that’s weird, if you go around the airport you can see it. Honestly each to their own, art is itself, anybody can interpret it differently. It’s demonic, exactly, but in reality it tells you one thing, if you’re a regular Joe you’re like, cool picture. Denver, where’s the dispenser, I’m not here for the pictures.

But there is one last thing which I found kind of weird, and that’s they installed two cast bronze gargoyles, these big gargoyles, and these gargoyles are over the baggage claim. When you go pick up your bags next time you’re in Denver Airport, go check out the gargoyles that are watching you. Why would they do that? This is not like Tampa Airport, and it’s coming out of a bag, he’s literally coming out of a piece of luggage, it’s even scarier. I don’t like that at all.

So each gargoyle is located in the east and west baggage claim of Denver Airport. The gargoyles are seated inside suitcases, and the logical explanation is that the gargoyles are there to oversee and ensure that your bags are arriving safely at Denver Airport. But they’re just creepy, super creepy. He’s holding his hands on the side of his face, nothing about that screams protection to me. I’m like, this thing is about to hop out my bag and kill me. That feels very New World Order.

So that’s pretty much the main point of Denver Airport, and honestly I was kind of disappointed, I thought it was going to be cooler, like they found missiles. I thought it was going to be a cool thing because I hear about it all the time. But we’re doing research and you’re not going to find classified information. It’s like Area 51, you’re not going to find that much about it. One thing that we didn’t talk about is the mayor was part of the Freemasons. Pena was the one who pushed to make this happen, maybe that’s why there’s secret underground chambers.

I truly think that there is, this is a whole other conspiracy but I think it ties into this, that there is an underground transport system throughout the United States leading to different bases, throughout the entire US, and they have magnetic monorail rails underground. That’s how you can go fast enough to do it, you couldn’t do it like a regular train, it’d be like Hogwarts and it’d take you six weeks to get to the other side of the country.

Maglev is a system of train transportation that uses two sets of electromagnets, one set to repel and push the train up off the track, and another set to move the elevated train ahead, taking advantage of the lack of friction. Such trains rise approximately 10 centimeters off the track. So there is a maglev, it’s the bullet train in Japan, it’s magnetic levitation, and it’s the fastest train in the world, top speed 375 miles per hour. Things are cooking.

So anyways, I believe that there’s a maglev system that connects different bases, and there’s some sort of base system. I don’t know what’s down there, I don’t know if they’re lizard people, I don’t know if they’re for the elites, I don’t know, but that’s my theory. I wonder why people that actually worked on the bunker system, why have you not heard more about them coming out? They probably got nuked.

Even the Area 51 people are under contract confidentiality, but they still have Bob Lazar saying that’s what’s happening. So why is there not more Bob Lazars about the bunker system? Maybe it’s just for Denver Airport, they just killed them all. They were like, you work on this, and then they off you, here’s your severance. Bottom line, this is what I believe about the Denver Airport, there’s a bunker system down there that’s built for the elite, 100 percent, New World Order type stuff.

We know there’s a bunker system for sure, it’s proven, it’s a fact, but it’s never accessible to anybody. It’s not for baggage claim. You get a little pass, and if you’re the one-percenter, if you’re the New World Order, it would make sense for that reason, that it’s in the mountains. If you’re trying to escape the nuclear holocaust you want to be 100 feet beneath the bedrock. You’re not going to get a bunch of Twinkies down there, you get a couple Miller Lites stashed for the baggage.

So here’s the question for you, what’s going on with Denver Airport, is it nothing or is it something? Oh it’s something, it’s 100 percent something. 100 percent conspiracy going on in Denver Airport. Do you actually believe that? I don’t know what it is, I can’t definitively be like this is what it is. I think Jorge’s probably got the best idea, being an elite bunker safe house for easy nuclear war access, you fly in you go right under, military top one-percenters.

Either that or I think there’s a military base under there. What they’re doing, no idea, I have no clue what they’re doing under there. It’s like you don’t know what’s going on in Area 51, there’s some stuff going down in Area 51 and everyone knows it but they can’t do anything, it’s private property. What do you think, Eric? Nothing, I think it’s an airport. They spent a bunch of money, they messed up on their budgets and went over.

Why make it 54 square miles? They thought it was going to be the Atlanta, they thought it was going to be the major hub of the US. Okay fine, let’s say it becomes the hub in the US, what do the bunkers have to do with anything? There’s not that much baggage in the world. Why did they make the bunkers? If it’s for baggage, I’ll give that to you guys, but I don’t really get why they made the bunkers, it doesn’t make sense.

Or even if we don’t call them bunkers, we call them underground tunnels, underground space. Maybe they were like, let’s put trains here, fastest baggage claims that you’ve ever seen, and it failed, it’s defunct, defunct baggage system down underneath. Do you believe it’s a system for baggage down there? It sounds pretty logical that they tried to and then they failed, so they messed up on their budget, they built a baggage system that they just abandoned down there.

By the way, on a side note, I am impressed with the baggage system of America in the last 20 years, smooth. I have not lost a bag in 15 years. Do you remember back when we were teenagers and it was like a thing, I lost my bag? They became very efficient. Tampa Airport is the best airport, man, scan your bag and you have a tracking system on your phone, they’ll tell you exactly where that bag is, it’s great.

But to me the funniest thing about all this is that Eric literally had the original concept and inception of this podcast, and he doesn’t believe anything, he believes everything is as is, everyone’s telling the truth 100 percent all the time. He always takes the other side, and there’s a lot of people that are on Eric’s side, that’s the thing. This is why this podcast is good.

What’s crazy is I actually feel, and I’m excited to do a couple episodes, because I think at a certain point we’re going to be really passionate about it, and it’s going to flip, it’s not a joke anymore. The pyramids were built by a water system and you’re going to just be ready. And Eric will actually be super passionate believing in a conspiracy and be like, yeah sounds totally above board, nothing’s wrong with this at all, it’s not a conspiracy, that’s totally logical.

But if I had to vote and say what I thought about this one, I think it’s stupid, I think it sucks, I’m super disappointed in it, I thought it was going to be cool, no information. It was really hard to find some good info, there’s none. A blue horse with red eyes, when you have a free moment go to flydenver.com, the PR advertisement team of Denver Airport goes into all their conspiracies. They’re like, yeah look at our cool conspiracy horse. It’s so bullshitty that I’m like, why are we doing this episode?

This has been fun, y’all. That’s it. We do want to hear from you guys, you can leave a comment on Spotify, you can ask questions on there, we do polls. We just recently did a poll on Instagram on what the next podcast we should do. We’re probably still going to do OJ, but we’ll still do Pizzagate, we’re coming for you. First one where the person’s alive, we’re going to tweet him, he’ll probably love it, probably make some money out of it. As Eric always says, night night.