UFOs, UAPs and Aliens Part 4: Present Day Incidents – Episode #49
UFOs, UAPs and Aliens Part 4: Present Day Incidents
In part four of their UFO series, the hosts move past ancient astronaut theories, Roswell, and Area 51 to focus on the modern era. They open by discussing the 2017 revelation that the US government had secretly funded the Advanced Aviation Threat Identification Program, a reported $22 million effort investigating UFOs between 2007 and 2012, and trace official government UFO study back to Project Sign in the 1940s and its Cold War successor, Project Blue Book.
The bulk of the episode walks through five present-day cases the hosts flag as among the most discussed: the 2001 lights over the Jersey Turnpike near the Arthur Kill Waterway, the 2004 USS Nimitz “Tic Tac” encounter involving Commander David Fravor, the 2006 O’Hare International Airport saucer sighting, the 2008 Stephenville, Texas lights, and the 2015 East Coast “Go Fast” infrared video. Each is framed as a reported or alleged incident, with the hosts weighing eyewitness counts, official explanations such as weather balloons or F-16 exercises, and their own skepticism about what the footage actually proves.
The episode closes on government response, including the All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office and its UAP report tallies, the 2023 Pentagon website unveiling declassified UFO information, and the 2023 Chinese spy balloon shot down over Myrtle Beach. The hosts end with hedged, tongue-in-cheek personal verdicts rather than firm conclusions about alien visitation.
- In 2017, multiple news organizations reportedly revealed that the US government had secretly funded the Advanced Aviation Threat Identification Program, a $22 million effort investigating UFOs between 2007 and 2012.
- The hosts say official government UFO study dates back to the 1940s with Project Sign, which they describe as evolving into the Cold War era Project Blue Book.
- In the 2004 USS Nimitz incident, Commander David Fravor and a second Navy pilot reportedly encountered a white, wingless, markless object resembling a Tic Tac that showed no exhaust plume and allegedly appeared on radar 60 miles away almost instantly after accelerating away.
- The hosts describe the 2015 East Coast ‘Go Fast’ video, in which a Navy F/A-18 Super Hornet’s infrared targeting pod reportedly could not keep pace with an unidentified object that rotated on its axis and flew out of frame.
- According to the episode, the All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office logged 510 UAP reports in total, with 163 determined to be balloons, and its director stated the office found nothing indicating any report was of alien origin.
- The hosts recount that a Chinese balloon shot down over Myrtle Beach in February 2023 was said by US officials to be carrying surveillance equipment, while China’s foreign ministry described it as a civilian weather airship blown off course.
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All right, welcome back, everybody, to the Conspiracy Podcast. What’s up, what up, everybody. Uh, as usual, the usual, the usual, we have no guest. I know, it’s literally it’s us three. It’s us three constantly. Uh, I’m Eric. I’m Sean. Hello, it’s Jorge. I would like to do a quick shout out to our all little Discord community we got going on. My, you guys are the [bleep] [bleep], love you guys. You guys keep… you actually, you know, there’s sometimes where, all right, we just got to take a break and we don’t want to do this, you know, we, we, we got to pay more attention to our, our families.
And then our Discord community comes in, we’re like, yeah, let’s keep going, let’s keep doing it, it’s pretty rad. We just started Patreon, we just started Spotify exclusive, and the Patreon members get their own chat and we talk to them all day long, every day. So every day it’s pretty cool, it’s pretty cool. I got to jump in there more myself, missing… Hor, his senior executive, so, like, we understand, super busy, we totally understand, you have like 200 employees, we get it. But, uh, at the end of this episode we’re going to, we’re going to shout out to all our new Patreons and our new exclusive members.
Uh, I think, I think it’s appropriate, this is our first time that people are contributing, and it’s, it’s really cool. We want to, we want to let you know that we actually appreciate it, yeah, a lot, absolutely, absolutely. But for those of you who are not, you just want the gold, you want the, you want the real, right, so for the lurkers, this is for you. So we’ve been on a UFO kick, oh yeah, um, UFO, UAPs. Uh, we did episode one, two, and three, and now we’ve arrived at the, the more present day, that’s right, UFO, UAP scenarios, that’s right, that’s right. So let’s just kick things off.
I mean, it obviously, go back, listen to the other stuff if you haven’t, go back. There’s, uh, there’s the ancient UFOs, then there’s Roswell, what happened there, obviously, then there’s Area 51, and now, yeah, we’re here. Yeah, now, now we’re here in more present, yeah, I guess it would be called like 2000 and on, 200000 up, 2000 plus, yeah. Okay, okay, so one thing, uh, that most people don’t know, so in 2017 there, a bunch of different news organizations actually revealed that there was an advanced aviation threat identification program that the US government had funded, and this was funded to investigate unidentified flying objects. This is between 2007 and 2012, okay.
So this is very secret, it was a $22 million program, obviously, like Freedom of Information, you know, I think that’s how it’s got released, and it wasn’t the first. And we had actually touched on this in the past, so some of the things I’m saying are a little redundant because we did go over this in a couple of these things in our, uh, previous episodes. But so the official, kind of ties it all together, though, correct? The official government UFO studies began in the 40s, this was with, a, was called Project Sign, and this has some of the most credible videos of aerial phenomena to date, even though they’re not like in 4K.
So Eric doesn’t believe. No, you know, as long as, not, it’s not like [bleep] Ultra HD, absolutely. So, Eric, you know, obviously on that side. But so, listen to this with a grain of salt, so that program, so Project Sign developed into Project Blue Book, which we discussed on, on one of the other, the previous episodes, and that was actively investigating UFO sightings throughout much of the Cold War. And that’s when, you know, we got into that whole balloon [bleep] crazy thing with Roswell and all that, you know. In 2017 that revelation really proved that, like, all right, so the UFO, I mean, the US government’s like, hey, like, what the [bleep] happening.
And people are, we knew it, we’ve told you idiots. Actually, we also posted some videos and pictures about it on, uh, on our Instagram, so if you want to go check that out, so you can see what that actually looks like, the balloon and the FBI blocking the memo coming out. Oh yeah, the [bleep] government’s always got your back. 100%, 100%, the truth, nothing but the truth, so help me God. So I wanted to go over, so there’s obviously, there’s a bunch, and I actually have a bunch on here which we’ll kind of touch on, but I wanted to go over the, the, the five kind of, I guess, biggest, or main ones, that I, more, more, I guess, known about, might be, might be legitimate, yeah, more known about ones, cuz…
Okay, we’re… I’m just saying there’s a possibility. They starting off here on the wrong foot here, Eric. Wasn’t the last episode we were just arguing and then were like, all right, it’s over? I know, I’m pretty sure, I’m pretty sure, I’m pretty sure. Duke was like, yeah, if there was ever going to be a fight, was going to be on that episode. So this one’s called the, the Lights Above the Jersey Turnpike. O. So on July 14th, 2001, okay, people on the Jersey Turnpike, I don’t know if you ever been there, it sucks, it’s the worst, it’s like $18 to, to get through, it’s the worst, it’s terrible.
So literally people were stopped on the D bike, so for about 15 minutes, this is around midnight, everyone stopped and they were outside their cars and they were looking up to the sky. They were all looking, at, there was these strange orange and yellow lights that were in a V formation, you, you know, ducks fly together, duck. So there’s literally a V formation just hovering in these orange lights. And so this was over the Arthur Kill Waterway, it was between Staten Island, New York, and, uh, Carterette, New Jersey. And the Curette, the Police Department’s Lieutenant Daniel Tarant, he was one of the witnesses, so he was there.
There was also, obviously, shitload of other residents, you know, from that area that were there, uh, you know, from Long Island and Fort Lee, New Jersey, and this is all near the George Washington Bridge, where this happened, okay. So they’re all staring up and they’re like, what the [bleep] happening. Now, there’s, we don’t, there’s the [bleep] definitive answer, we don’t really. Like, free iPhone, I guess, or something like that, 2001, yeah, like, there’s, like, my phone’s got six megapixels, nobody, nobody’s taking out their iPhones. And I had the Sprint flip. Oh, the Razer? No, it wasn’t quite even razor, it was just a big bulky flip and you had T9 texting.
Oh, T9? T, there was no games on it, it was all just… You ever have the, the brick one from, I, Nokia green? There was one from Sprint, and, oh, the next T, like, the, yeah, it was like walkie talkie, ch, ch. I didn’t have that. I wasn’t a contractor. Neither was I. But I [bleep] love the, the walkie-talkie, those things were invincible. Yeah, they’re built different, built, built different. If you guys remember, from the other episod that we were, talk, or, for the first one, I think we were talking about, Sean, your encounter, my encounter, yeah. So it sounds familiar, your, yours was green lights, this was, uh, orange lights.
Clearly they have LEDs in space, they’re vast, there’s a lot of government things going on, it’s crazy, yeah, whatever. Should, they’re testing LEDs, a lot of, there’s a lot of Air Force bases, it’s crazy, it’s wild. You like planes, what the [bleep] happening, and they hover, they, H, in form, these are drones before Best Buy got a hold of them. Air Force flies together, yeah. Air, air traffic controllers initially denied that there were any airplanes, military jets, or space flights in the area that could have caused the Del lights. So there was a group known as the New York Strange Phenomenon Investigators. I, I would like to join them, can you email?
We need to have them on the show. Yeah, we do, if they’re still, if they haven’t been disbanded. Yeah, they claimed to receive, uh, FAA radar data that corroborated the UFO signings from that night. So, okay, sure, but sure they did, yeah, I mean, I don’t personally believe that. It’s like the [bleep], like the [bleep] Ghostbusters, like the New York Strange Phenomena Investigators. So that’s that one. And there are, I’m going to compile, um, all these, like, the photos and the videos that, that are available on these, and so we’ll put them up on the Patreon, for all you people who don’t have Patreon, sucks for you.
A lot of this stuff is visual, yeah, you know, like, we have to put, it’s hard, visual, like, these are stories that, that rely on visual, correct, very true. So we will up, we will upload these so you guys know what’s happening. Uh, so the next one is, um, it’s a really, it’s, wait, so did they determine anything, or, it, that’s it, that’s all, that’s all the data. It’s happened and people are like, holy [bleep], I hate these [bleep]. No, but the fact is there was hundreds of witnesses, like hundreds of people saying the same, like hundreds of people saw it, yeah. So it’s not, it’s not like it was on a corn field, the farmer saw it.
If you, if you pulled all of America, mhm, let’s do America. Okay, so what, 300 million, 300, like 325, well if you’re excluding children, yeah, say 300. Okay, so there’s 300 million, give or take, so let’s bring it down to 200, just, no kids, la la la, well, there’s 375 million people in the usus, 75 million for kids, let’s say, let’s just say 300, easy, easy. How many people say that they saw a UFO, they saw, personally, believe, saw, saw, I mean, how would I know that, I mean, if I was a guess. Okay, we’ve done almost 50 episodes of conspiracies and stuff like that, right, a thing that keeps happening is people [bleep] claiming [bleep], prob, maybe you, I’m, I’m DB Cooper, I’m DB Cooper, and I killed Hitler, and then, I, you know, like, never ended, history repeats itself, never.
Like the real number is like there’s like 600 million, s, 600 million people out of 300 have seen UFOs. But if you walked around with a clipboard and you surveyed all 300 million, how many people would say they saw some sort of UFO? At most a million. Like, oh no, oh, it’s got to be way more. I’m saying, I’m saying any, anywhere from, from 20 to 50, yeah, 20 to 50 million, easy, easy, [bleep] load of people. No, I think, I think it’s because people will just say, okay, but is it true, or they just, I’m not saying, I’m not saying there’s 50 million people that I’ve seen a genuine UFO, there might be some people on the, on the sticks, see an airplane, they’re like, it’s a [bleep] youo.
Yeah, that’s true, you know, so I’m not saying everyone’s right. It has Southwest on the side of it. Exactly, like, what the [bleep] is that? I saw this UFO, it was brown, blue, and red, I don’t know, I saw the red blinking light. Red blinking, what the [bleep], United? Wait, was some other it, and it landed in a big, in a big complex with lights everywhere with other UFOs in it, parking, and they, little things were sucking the people out of them. But why do you think that is, that they claim, or, okay, but let’s just say, let’s say we’re all on board that they saw UFOs, okay.
Okay, let’s say we’re all, yeah, we’re all on board subscribing to. But, you know, not all, 50% of them? No, zero, no, I probably 1% of them have actually seen genu-. So why do you think the 49% exists? Cuz people want to be a part of [bleep], it’s, it’s like a weird, it’s a weird impulse of people to like, oh, I want to be part of the group, you know, people are like driving on a Skyway Bridge sometimes and then they just see like, okay, all right. I feel like, I feel like MJ in the documentary, and I took that personally. So good, all right, I thought you were on my side here, you, my, you my only ally, my only ally here.
Now I have both of you, [bleep], any, I was just wondering, cuz we are starting to see this trend, you know, this trend in all these episodes where we go in, like, people, people are, are, I don’t want to say they’re faking it, but they’re creating a dramatic. I totally think, and also there’s things like, two, you know, someone sees a shooting star, and what is that, or, you know, there’s a lot of times you can actually see satellites, you can see a satellite moving and it looks, you’re like, what the [bleep] is that, like, it’s, it’s not a shooting star because it’s not as fast, but, you know, so I think there’s a lot of, there’s a lot of things that can be mistaken, right, for what a UF-.
Everybody maybe wants to believe that it’s a celestial body, they want, they want to see it, that’s what it is, they want to see it, yes. Okay, okay, all right, okay, okay. So the next one is, actually, we’ve actually posted a couple videos about it, it’s, it’s one of the, the more, in my personal opinion, the more credible ones, and this is the USS Nimitz encounter. USS Nits is a naval ship, mhm. Okay, so on November 14th, 2004, the USS Princeton, part of the USS Nimitz carrier strike group, so the USS Nimit being the main aircraft carrier, which is holding the, the ships, the, the planes that are flying off, and they always travel on a convoy, so there’ll be, there’ll be an aircraft carrier, maybe two aircraft carriers, there’ll be battleships, there’ll be other [bleep], cu they’re never like alone, you never, there, solo, riding solo out there by yourself in the middle of the ocean, right, they’re part of the carrier strike group.
And they noted an unknown aircraft on radar 100 miles off the coast, San Diego, so they were, there was a big, 2004, there’s a big Navy base in San Diego, and so they’re all based on there, 2004, y, for two weeks the crew had been tracking these objects at 880,000 ft, and then, then they would go from 880,000 ft to dropping and hovering right over the ocean. So 80,000 ft is almost instantly super high, 880,000 ft is like almost in space, just to give you, just to give you guys an idea, cu for Patreon members, you guys would know that I’m, that I’m not a very good flyer, but I, so I know that a commercial airline will go up to about 45,000 ft, okay, and that’s their max, that’s when you’re at the top cruising speed, and that’s when you go 500 miles hour.
What about, like, a fighter jet or something? So, well, he’s talking about 80,000 ft, so, 8, double the commercial hug, 80,000, 80,000 ft is, is where the atmosphere ends on the planet, so the atmosphere of the planet goes up to 880,000 ft, and once you go above that you’re in space, okay. It’s literally the, it’s the end of the atmosphere, yeah, yeah. Okay, so 80,000 ft, you’re like, get right of the cup, you’re starting to feel weightless. Oh, yeah, no, yeah, you can actually fly, they can fly planes really close to the stratosphere, and, yeah, you, you experience, you experience anti-gravity. So then they had, and this is why it’s, was one of the biggest ones, because it’s where you get Commander David Frer, who comes in a plane, this is, this is, this is Commander David Frer story.
There was two, FA, FA18F fighter jets from the USS Nits that were in the air, they saw what appeared to be white caps, like turning water, yeah, so water hits rocks or hits itself and [bleep] and makes white caps. So there was a shadow of an oval shape that was underneath the surface, so it, it’s actually underwater and sort of there. So then they’re like, okay, what the [bleep] happening. A few moments later a white Tic Tac shaped object appeared above the water, so it came out of the water, appeared above the water. So, to be clear, we’re talking about the candy Tic Tac? There’s only [bleep] one Tic Tag.
No, but so, so just so you know, like, just so we’re all, we’re all on the same page of what Tik Tac is. No, but they’re, but they’re looking at this thing from 20,000 feet in the air, yeah, so it looks like a Tic Tac to them, like a really big Tic Tac, from the candy thing? No, but from that distance it looks like that, so it’s, it’s probably like 40, 50 m long, it’s probably pretty big, you know, to look like it, took that from a jet, you’re, fighter jet, you’re p, like, what the [bleep] is that. So then, um, it had no visible markings to indicate any sort of engine, or wings, or windows, um, infrared monitors didn’t reveal any exhaust.
So when you’re obviously tracking [bleep], most, and so, most people, well, why isn’t in good video? Because when you’re in a fighter jet you’re not, you don’t, you’re going really fast, you’re going super fast, you don’t have Christopher Nolan’s, not like [bleep] filming, like, you know, like this [bleep], and it’s not Maverick, and it’s, it’s also, they’re, they’re using it for, it’s all they need is tactical [bleep], we need infrared to see where it is so we can lock on and kill it. I wanted to see it, [bleep], what, I don’t need to, like, look at their face. I’m going to jump on board with you, all right.
So inf didn’t show any sort of exhaust plume, so obviously on Earth we use propulsion systems, we talked about that, you talked about that last episod, it shits heat out in the back, and so you can always get heat signature because it’s, you’re being pushed forward, mhm, so that didn’t reveal any exhaust, and they’re, okay, this is sketch. So then the, the Black Aces, which is the, the flight group, [bleep], yeah, I know, it’s so cool, so I want to get a tattoo of that, Black Aces, even though I’m not part of it, I mean, that’s going to be my stage name, Black Ace. Y, well, you ever seen the blue, Brown Ace?
Can I be, little, my, the white Ace? Yeah, like Ace of Diamonds? I don’t know what, cracker Ace, I know, you’re like the, I can’t say that. The, yes you can, I can say it about myself, you can say crackers. The Black Aces, Commander David Fraver and Lieutenant Commander Jim Slate of the Strike Fighter Squadron 41, they attempted to intercept the craft, so it’s two separate, two separate planes, fighter jets, are trying to intercept this craft. At this point is still in the water? No, it’s above the water, it’s hovering above the water, so they, they kind of sweep in, and, lally, it, it just accelerates away and then it appears on radar 60 miles away, [bleep], so was instantaneous, uh, um, it’s fast.
So it’s like, in essence, it moved three times the speed of sound and more than twice the speed of the fighter jets, right, and we can’t do that. No, because it’s, we can’t move faster than the speed sound. Yes we can. Right, of course we can, we can break the speed of sound, but we can only get a little bit higher than that because a body can only withand so much gForce. I got, so, robotically we could, no, yeah, like if you were a robot you can go fast, yeah. Okay, no, but, like, what happens is, like, so with, do you think I could do it?
No, you could go, you can go like 1.2 G, like in, you’re breaking, I’m pretty, I’m pretty bulky, so dude, that at that speed, no, when you’re going to speed of sound, you sure? You can’t even do the roller coasters sure. The speed system is, is categorizing mocks, like mock 1, 2, 3, 4, whatever, so mock, each mock is a delineation of the speed of sound. So Mach One is, is the speed of sound, Mach 2 is two times the speed of sound, and such, but the body can only… Hey guys, are you obsessed with us? I am. Can you just not get enough? That’s all right, we don’t blame you.
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Yeah, because you’re going so fast, L, just based on, cu if you made it too, too sharp, your, just body just [bleep], your [bleep] head flies off. Yeah, makes sense. So this thing, I mean, I, I might be able to pull it off physically. Why, cuz you have like a lot of padding? Well, yeah, I got, I got, I’m like a beef guy, beef cake. Wait, so three times speed of sound, that’s Mach 3, mhm, and then, would you say that we normally would travel on some of these fighter jets, Mack two, or something, or what? No, not, they’re not, they’re not normally traveling that fast, okay.
Well, that’s true, but they can, they can, yeah, for sure, they can definitely break, they’re not patrolling at Mock. No, because your body just wears out, that’s why, if you look, if you notice, most, most fighter pilots are small dudes, because it’s, it’s less strain on their body, and also, say you’re in a cockpit, which is already small, like jockeys, with, like, exa, because it’s, it’s actually less strain on their body. There is a, one story was actually cool, on, on Rogan, they had this guy, he’s, said ref, and, like, for UFC, and he, dude, guy’s an amazing story, guy’s awesome, he became a fighter pilot, but he’s like 63, he’s like 200 lbs, he’s like a big, think, saw, he’s a big dude, they were, you shouldn’t be a pilot, you should not fly these planes, this is not good for you.
The, the average guy is like 5’7 and he weighs like a buck 30, like, it’s, it’s so much strain on your body, it’s so much strain in your body, imagine weighing four times what you weigh, like, and you’re, and you’re, and you’re flying a $50 million plant, you got, shoot missiles and, like, [bleep], that dude, Jesus. So the thing with Commander David Frers thing, that there, there is actually a lot of footage, yeah, from this, is he’s very convincing, he’s very convincing because he’s, you also can see the footage, it’s like, but, but, but it’s not just him, it’s another, it’s, it’s another Lieutenant Commander, so it’s like, like his second in command in a, in a different plane, and there’s two people per plane, yeah, so there, there’s a dude who’s actually flying the plane, there’s a dude who’s running, like, the ops.
Like, here’s the thing on this, I don’t, I don’t think he’s lying and I don’t think he’s making it up, mhm, but it doesn’t mean that it’s a UFO. Yeah, but what other explanation, I, I’m just saying, [bleep] flying in space, they’re, track lack of, but it doesn’t show up on thermal, right, so thing starts at 8, they can see it, not just on the radar, yeah, that’s what, thing, like, and the fact is, on that ship, they, we’ve been seeing them for six months, long time, no, like, literally, they been seeing from like six months. I do remember that part of the story, where they were tracking it for a while, enough to get to scramble the team.
I know, asking the guy, he’s like, what the [bleep], well, why, why don’t you say something, what do you want us to do, yeah, [bleep], you want, what do you want from me, it’s a radar guy, [bleep] off, like, no, but he’s very, he’s very, very [bleep]. Do we know what the government replied with that specifically? No, the government says that they’re UAPs, they’re unidentified air phenomena, they don’t know what they are. Yeah, that’s, that’s the government’s, st, is, we don’t know, yeah, we actually don’t know, so the government can just plead anonymity, they’re like, we don’t know what the [bleep] is going on, so it’s not our fault.
Well, at the same time, they’re, you know, admitting that there is UFOs or UAPs, and, like, you could just assume that it’s, uh, aliens, I mean, what the [bleep] else could it be, like, what have you seen the video, you think it’s Russians? Yeah, you seen the Tic Tac video, look like a Tic Tac, huh, does it look like a Tic Tac, it’s hard, it’s like an, it’s like an infrared, so black, you know, it’s like infrared, that’s just the descriptor, yeah, see, the thing, the word, the thing that you can’t see, that it’s flying in a certain direction, and then it just starts twisting, still flying in the same direction, but it’s just kind of, which, that’s impossible.
Can you imagine, like, a, a plane is like, like what do they call, like a raptor, just, just flipping this way, no, while going three times the spe of sound, cuz, like you said, we just have propulsion systems, [bleep], straight, we can’t stop mid 400 miles hour, shift upwards, go backwards, give them the bird, and then flip, it’s this little thing called inertia, because what happen is, like, your body would still be moving three times the speed of sound. Fly it, essentially defies science that we know, it def, it defies normal physics, because we know, yeah, our physics, like, our concept, our concept of physics, because, yeah, it’s like, you’re said, like, you can’t just stop because there’s inertia.
While you’re in a car going 80 M hour, your body is moving 80 miles an hour, if the car stopped you would continue moving 80 M an hour independent of the car. An example is, I used to snowboard, and so you’re going down, you know, and you’re going really fast, really fast, and it would be like you stopping mid, just like on the dime, flipping up backwards and going a different way, and it’s like moving another direction, that’s the, that’s the example, exactly, a small microcosm, the example, of course. Yeah, but that, that’s, that’s why, they’re, how is this possible, gotcha. And I’m sorry, but Commander D FV, the dude is remarkably sane, I mean, he just, yeah, he just, and the story is consistent too, cu he’s been on different, different things, he’s very detailed, Congress, and it’s a situation where it’s like, it’d be different if he was dishonorably discharged or something, like, sketch, and the government’s like, he’s a piece of [bleep], but no, he’s [bleep] pening and [bleep] above board, dude.
Yeah, interesting, so that’s, that’s like one of the biggest ones, that’s the, that’s one of the best ones, yeah, so that’s, that’s one, like, we post, we obviously posted on our social media about him, his testimony at Congress, and the whole thing. Um, so then, so these are obviously in, in chronological order, yeah, um, so then there’s the O’Hare International Airport saucer. That airport, I go to all the time, chag. So flight 446 was getting ready to fly to North Carolina from Chicago’s Ohare International Airport, when a United Airlines employee on the tarmac noticed a dark gray metallic craft hovering over gate C17, I’m going to take a photo there in two weeks.
So that day was, no, November 7th, 2006, there was a total of 12 United employees and a few witnesses outside the airport that also saw this saucer shaped crap, and it was around 4:15 p.m., so there’s, there’s midday, this is not, like, roughly 20 independent people that, like, 4 a.m. I know, right, it’s, it’s during the day, yeah. So the witnesses say that it hovered for about 5 minutes before shooting upward, when it broke a hole in the clouds, enough that pilots and mechanics could see the blue sky through that hole in the clouds. So the news, the news report was, was actually the most read story on the Chicago Tribunes website to that, to that date, yeah, and then it made international news as well.
But the UFO is not seen on radar, and the FAA called it a weather phenomenon, and, and they, they, they declined, in, thunderstorm, thunderstorm, the weather balloon, and the weather thing, it’s the same thing as such, cop, it’s the same thing as National Security, oh yeah, security, security, Terr, terrorizers, it’s just an easy, it’s just an easy blanket answer, that’s a, the weather’s Mother Earth is [bleep] wild, she’s doing crazy [bleep] all the time, that’s crazy. I mean, I know we’re going through these, and, you know, we’re four episodes in, and, LA, but I am kind of turning, oh [bleep], oh my God, [bleep], mark this in your scrapb baby, I’m glad we recorded that, I mean, there’s so much, but the thing is, like, when there’s multiple…
Witnesses, that’s the thing, it’s not that there’s one that I’m like, that’s the one, but it’s not like just one person or a couple of people, we’re talking, expect you, midday, I’m not even kidding, for the listeners we have 30 more pages of notes we could, this episode could be 4 hours long, it could be forever. And it’s, and, um, okay, do we even need to do that. But I’m, I’m just saying, I did the other day, I was like, you know, I’m kind of, kind of twisted on this one a little bit, on the fans I am, kind of twisted on a little bit.
Okay, well, see, like, this means that we’re doing our job, h, that’s right, cuz just, dividing data, data, data, data, data, data, data, and then you’re like, okay, well, you know, when there’s 17,000 [bleep], you know, yes, you kind of have to go, okay, well, something’s going on, something’s happening, there’s, there’s something, yeah, especially when it’s multiple, different, it’s different if there’s like one dude in a cornfield, he’s like, I saint it, and I’m [bleep] off, like, you don’t see [bleep], you’re drunk, get into that, right, like the corn. Um, the signs we didn’t even get into, wow, we didn’t even, I didn’t even think about that.
I, I cuz I don’t believe it, I don’t, a ho, it’s a guy with the, the board, doing the rope thing, but it’s also, Mel Gibson came in, it’s like a whole thing. My thing is, with, with the crop circles, I was like, I was like, but why, they only do Iowa, wouldn’t it be more, in, wouldn’t it impinge more if it was a mountain circle, it was like on the side of a [bleep] granite mountain, I like, damn, that’s real, no one can do that. Yeah, or, or a [bleep] laser. I know, you got to get corn, and you got to press it down and make a figure, come on.
I know, or they’re just like, or just like, hey, what’s up, yeah, hey, I’m an alien, I know, like, hey, can we, like, chat real quick. All right, so the next one is the Stevenville sightings, so this is, where is this, this is from 2008, this is in a small town of Stevenville, Texas, Texas, so it’s 100 Mil Southwest of Dallas, Dallas, oh [bleep], so it’s mostly like dairy farm area, you know. Okay, so on the evening of January 8, 2008, dozens of residents viewed some [bleep] popping off in the sky, you know I’m saying, [bleep] popping off. So they reported seeing white lights above Highway 67, first they were in a single horizontal arc, and then in vertical parallel lines, so it started with a [bleep], an arc horizontally, and then it was parallel lines.
So there’s a local pilot, white lights, yes, white lights, white, yes, not orange, not green like I saw, so they’re clearly, yeah, they, Texas crew, I know, right, they’re like, [bleep], there was weird Texas flags floating in the, yeah. So local pilot Steve Allen estimated that the strobe lights spanned about a mile long and a half mile wide, in terms of, like, [bleep], about a mile long, and then half mile wide, I mean, I do, I, I would be terrified if I saw that, and they, and they, depend how close is, you know, and all of them were traveling about 3,000 miles per hour, they moving 3,000, they were moving, yeah.
Hold on, did we establish that, have you ever seen anything, no, yeah, yeah, okay, I have, yeah, no, no, I was just, I was going back, I, I can tell, Eric, I, w, like 15 bucks in a scratch off, be like, okay, I want to, I want to, I mean, after these episodes I’m going to look up a lot more, oh, in the sky, I want one, I want to, I mean, I mean seriously, give this man, he’s going to be like one of the, the one of the ones we surveyed that says yes, he’s just like, yes, I saw something, just wants participate, what the [bleep] is that, that’s definitely not a bird, although my credentials are not, turns out it’s like one of these airplanes, land here, go to the prop land, like there is no airport except for this one, they’re not landing.
Although, you know what’s upsetting is, that if they had to choose, you know, people to do, my credentials are not very high, you know, what if they were, this guy’s, this gu guy is super smart, he’s like a B player, yeah, like, I don’t have a lot going for me, I’m a little worried about it, you know, I might be in the bottom 10% compared to the top 10. He, man, he manages the US e-commerce. Okay, what is happening, this guy doesn’t, a [bleep], Eric with high, high school diploma, Eric, actually, at least they could be, Eagle Scout, Jorge, cited a UF, that’s what I’m saying, that does have weird amount of validity to it, God, ites, when he said Eagle Scout I’m like, I kind of believe it, you know, how many badges that mother [bleep].
For the US Air Force revealed weeks later that f-16s were flying in the Brownwood military operating areas, just Southwest of Stevenville, many towns people didn’t buy that explanation, cuz, they’re, you know, sure, you have a mile long line of lights and, like, half mile wide, and, like, oh, it’s F-16, yeah, coup, F16 scrambled in the area, you know what I’m saying. So, um, and if that doesn’t work, it was weather, weather, weather balloons, yeah, so people, people, meanwhile they can’t [bleep] determine the weather, it’s the one thing we have not advanced in technology is weather prediction, weather prediction, in a 100 years we can’t figure it out, weather manipulation, but we can’t predict, that’s, that’s what we did, we’re like, we can’t [bleep] figure the [bleep] out, let’s just cause it, yeah, make, then, then we can predict it, I can predict what I make happen.
The other day I rode to St. Pete, and it was supposed to be clear skies, [bleep] dumped on me for eight minutes straight, just dumped, dumped, I probably passed you, was like, who’s that [bleep] loser, the nice shorts guy, friendo, you want to ride, no, you don’t. The last one of these kind of top five is, is another really big one, that has a great, is a really good video, so they call it the, the go fast video, it’s called the east coast go fast videoast, this was in 2015. Okay, so 2017, when people, it got leaked about the advanced aviation threat identification program, this video, this video came out, sounds like a Harry Potter thing.
I know, seriously, like what, like what department of the, the [bleep], the muggle office of aviation space special affairs, yeah. So this video came out and it revealed pretty much an encounter between a fa8 Super Hornet, which is, at, at the time, the fastest craft that we had, and, and a UAP, so it’s along the east coast, um, and it’s on a rathon advanced targeting forward looking infrared pod. So I have no idea what you just said. Ison, what, so Ron is, is the, is the US’s largest military contractor, ra, raon builds all the ship. I thought it was a gaming video card. No, no, so raon is, is a defense contractor, they, they build, they build all of our [bleep] plan, they build their weapons systems, they build, like, they trust me, the US government is giving them hundreds of billions of dollars a year, yeah, hundreds of billions a year.
Oh, you kidding me, oh dude, slay, they’re the number one defense contractor in, in the, in the entire US, like, and we’re like the number one milary industrial complex in the world, like, my, my heart went down a little bit. That’s an UPS, they need an e-commerce manager. You know what, you know, you know how much, you know how much they sell the [bleep] F22 Raptor the US government for, [bleep] like 70, 80 million bucks for one, for one, one a one, and they buy, they’re like, we need like a faty spot, like, like they’re not [bleep] around, one. So this is a advanced targeting forward looking infrared pod, so I don’t know if you’ve ever seen, on the front, on the front of, like, an aircraft, it’s a big orb thing, and it has a camera on it, the camera can move 360, and watch, those on the drones, right, they usually, exactly, exactly, the drones have them on there.
So it’s, I have a GoPro, them on the front of my bike, it’s like the same thing, exactly, just like, they just cost like four trillion times more than. This is scene along the east coast, and it was pretty much, the craft was very similar to what David Fraver saw, so very similar to the Tic Tac thing, Tic Tac, and, and it’s a really good video, so it was a, like a starburst, so it was a white oval about 45 ft long, no wings, no exhaust plume, and they, they tracked it for at 25,000 ft above the Atlantic Ocean, and it flew away and simultaneously rotated on its access, and they couldn’t explain it.
So this was, what this is actually what Jorge was referencing when he said, the thing, it’s moving so [bleep] fast, and, and then, it’s so, just to explain to you why this is such a big thing, we got, F-18 Hornet, this thing’s going, Super Hornet, it’s going fast as [bleep], like the fastest thing that exists, it’s going so fast, and they’re going so fast, it keeps going, the camera can’t follow it, goes like off camera, the camera like [bleep] follow it, it’s, and it’s far away too, it’s far as, F, they’re not right next to it, it’s like two miles away and they can’t, they literally can’t follow.
How much do you think the camera was that was on the thing? Oh, the, how much the camera cost, yeah? Oh dude, probably five, five mil. And we can’t, we can’t catch moving things. No, that’s what I’m saying, you can, it can, it can catch everything that this Earth can make, exactly, everything on this planet it’s going to catch. I’m just saying, like, you know, he’s going back, come, come back this way, Eric, I’m just saying, it’s not like a Nokia… Recording, it’s, you know, we got a $5 million camera and we can’t, anyways, I’m just saying, keep going. No, no, this thing, this, no, I’m just, I’m just curious, like, what’s, no, because this isn’t made to make movies, it’s not like the Hubble telescope, like, [bleep], it’s a tactical thing, it’s like, this is made to target and kill enemies, it’s not made to get HD photos of an enemy craft, it’s made to track an enemy craft at extreme distance.
Infrared, and you can see it because the only thing, like, imagine you’re flying at night and they have no lights on, you’re like, my 4K camera is not [bleep] picking them up, it’s your infrared, baby, infrared is the only thing that we know, cu there’s always an exhaust plume on a ship, on a plane, there’s always an exhaust plume, like, oh, heat signature, that, how do you think the missiles, how do you think the missiles lock on, heat signature. But can I just be the devil’s advocate for a second? Yeah, for a second, for a second, one second, yeah, one second. So we, uh, Roswell happened, Area 51 happened, LA, and our defense budget is what a year?
I, I think 500, 500 billion, yeah, half a trillion, yeah, half a trillion. We have not developed the cameras yet? The camera, dude, the cameras are developed, we can’t develop, one camera to catch a highspeed chase. We did catch it, though, that’s the thing, catch it, but, but, but they was going so fast. Do you send me the link? Yeah, I will send you the link, you send me the link yet, cuz I haven’t gotten the link yet. We did, I think we did say last time that we were gonna [bleep] send, I know, you guys said you were GNA send me a link and I never got a link.
Eric, is moving so fast that our most advanced military camera couldn’t keep track, couldn’t keep up with it. I see, so what you’re saying is that our technology is so it behind it. No, it was faster than we catch it, it’s faster than, then we could, we could, we couldn’t even do, like, we couldn’t do anything, it’s not even the technology of the camera, it’s the technology of the speed. Then what happens, it goes out, and then it moves, and then, oh [bleep], it’s going to take me two miles to turn around, longer than two miles, take 50 miles to turn around, it’s like you’re like on a [bleep] jet ski and you’re like, oh, let me TW, let me make a right turn right here.
So that’s the thing, the cameras are super advanced, and obviously they’re shooting an infrared because infrared is, is the most trustworthy thing that they have, yeah, okay, because when you’re, when you’re at that distance, let’s say you’re tracking this thing’s 25,000 ft above the Atlantic, let’s say, let’s say you’re, you’re three miles away, and you’re at 50,000 ft, or whatever the [bleep], that, whatever the case may be, you’re not trying to take an HD picture, you’re just trying to see it, like, you’re just trying to be like, okay, cool, I’m going to, I, I need to shoot a missile at that thing. It’s not about, oh, I need to, I need to get like a really high def, it’s not about documenting, it’s not, yeah, it’s all, it’s the whole purpose of these things is to, is to find, like, to literally identify, target, kill, target, yeah, not to see what it looks like.
It’s not, that’s not the purpose, the purpose isn’t for that, like I said, this isn’t a James Cameron movie, they’re not trying to film it, that’s, it’s a military vessel, all I’m saying. Jesus, all I’m saying, fight, like, why it HD, this is [bleep], I don’t understand. All I’m saying, all I’m saying is, is that if, let’s take UFOs out of it, let’s take alien out of it, let’s just take foreign entities that are jeopardizing the safety of America, let’s just say that, right, and we have 70 years of major budget, biggest budget on the planet, of course, easily, easily. I would, if I was in charge of it I would want to invest in knowing that maybe they have technology that we don’t have, and so I would invest in documenting and being able to visually have reconnaissance and surveillance that was enough to capture that.
No, the thing that makes sense, that makes sense, no, no, no, Eric, I understand that, totally, but the thing that you’re not taking into, the amount of reconnaissance we already have on all these countries. MH, I’m going to actually tell you a story, so we just don’t believe that they have a better technology, no, of course, because here’s, no, and they foreign, here’s thing, like, we just don’t think that they have that. I’m going to tell you a weird, interesting story. So when I, when I, I first moved to Florida and I worked at this restaurant, and so my parents were friends with this guy, he’s a colonel in the, in the army, and so he gets like shitfaced and I’m working, and he’s like talking, and so he’s in Intel 12 years ago, yeah, 200, and he’s like, dude, he’s like, he’s drunk, he’s, you think, you think we don’t know where they are?
I’m like, what are you, well, I don’t know, like, you trying to find him? He’s like, like, like the [bleep] Al-Qaeda and Taliban and, like, ISIS, I literally, I like, I’m watching all of their houses, literally, I have, they have [bleep] drones literally watching all of their houses, Afghanistan, where are they, we know exactly where they are, we just don’t have orders to kill them. Interesting, so they’re literally like watching, like, oh, this main [bleep], this main, this main terrorist leader is right here, but they can’t do anything until they’re ordered to [bleep] do something, they could literally drop a missile on them like right then and there but they don’t.
So the whole point is, you don’t realize how powerful the military [bleep] reconnaissance apparatus is, in the Intel that they have. So when they’re, when they’re making a [bleep], when they’re making that an F22 Raptor, and they’re putting this little thing on it, we don’t give a [bleep] what it [bleep] looks like, we just want to see it on infrared, and we, to shoot a missile at it and kill it, because we already know, we’re looking at all their [bleep]. You can fly a drone real close, this real close to the end of the atmosphere, there’s nobody on board, it doesn’t matter, they can’t see that [bleep].
And that’s when, those drones have the good cameras, those drones have, like, the [bleep] satellite cameras, right, those are the ones that see, like, you see, you’re seeing like a building, you’re seeing the people walk out, those ones have good cameras. I don’t know if you’ve seen footage from those drones, it’s [bleep], it’s HD bro, it’s like, it’s real crisp, it’s crisp as [bleep], but, like, they’re like just floating along, just looking down, really easy. But aren’t you, aren’t you supporting my argument here? No, it’s not at all, I’m saying your, no, your argument was, if I was in charge of the defense budget I wouldn’t want to know that, if they were, I sound like that, if follow support of defense, but I don’t know you.
No, but your thing, your argument was, if you had the defense budget you would want to know if they had more advanced stuff than us, so you’d have, want to have better cameras, see, you invest in that, yeah, to invest in that. But my point is, they, they know what they have because they’re looking at all of it, all the time, so my point is, they don’t care because they already know what they have, they got to identify, they’re just looking at it, be able to [bleep] shoot it out. Exactly, on, on a military plane, they don’t give a [bleep] what it looks like, they just want to see it on infrared so they can lock on the heat signature and shoot a heat seeking missile at it and kill it, and then move on to the next thing to kill, that’s all they give a [bleep] about, that’s only it matters, it doesn’t, they don’t give a [bleep] about looking, o, documentation, no, it is, in the History Channel it’s like, death, they want to kill [bleep] alens, the whole point is kill [bleep], they need some more footage, yeah, kill [bleep] as efficiently as possible, you need more content, yeah, so anyways, that’s that story, I got you.
And so we will upload the, it’s a really good video, you should actually look at the video because it does, said, it’s going, it’s like [bleep], what the, an impossible movement, an impossible movement, yeah, like, I, I am little teetering to be honest, because it’s just so much content, just jump, there’s a lot, a lot, so much, there’s a lot, so much, the thing is, but there is something in the back of my house, my mental house, that’s like, our foreign entities have better technology than we give them credit for. But here’s the thing, yeah, right, so that would be explanation for that. No, but here’s the, here’s the rebuttal to that argument, yeah, you, you mean to tell me, if they had this technology, they would just, let’s just, like, float around the Atlantic Ocean, run away?
You kidding me, China would be, you are ours now, [bleep], we own you, like, we’re [bleep] fly this little Tic Tac in there, and they would, they would immediately be using, also, some of this [bleep] doesn’t even make sense with what we were talking about, a human being able to sustain these kind of turns or this kind of speed, it defies the laws of, we can survive, I mean, unless they have a bulky bro like me, jocky, yeah, like, you know, I got like hard bones, and, like, you know, see how long I’ve been drinking milk for, that calcium, so good. Hey guys, it’s us again, you ever heard of Patreon, cuz we just started, one exclusive content Discord which I just still figuring out, but, but, you know, we get to talk and you can suggest new episodes, or just let us know something that we already talked about and you want to…
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But this does lead into what happened this year, yes, this leads into what happened this year, and that’s in January, February 2020, three, remember this whole craziness, we kind of moved away from the, I don’t want to call it the, the, uh, 2020, 2020 problem, 2020 problem, 2020 issue, and we moved forward, and then all of a sudden there was a high altitude balloon that was coming across North America. Do you remember this? True, true, true. Okay, January, February, it started in Alaska, and it went over western Canada, yeah, and then it went into the United States, and then February the US Air Force shot down this balloon.
It was awesome, it was, r, awesome, it was, it was so, like, honestly was animatic, but I was like, this is amazing, yes, I was like, finally. In February the US Air Force shot it down, right, and then wreckage was recovered and sent to the FBI lab in Quanico, which is in Virginia, for analysis. Preliminary analysis of the debris in June, the US official stated that the balloon sent information back to China, so they established that it was a Chinese, like, collect call, yes, you don’t know, we just found. US President Joe Biden, I’m sorry, he laugh, when hear, make any sense, he described the balloon as carrying spy equipment, and he stated it was not a major breach, he believed that the Chinese leadership was aware of the balloon, but they were embarrassed by the balloon, they were aware of the balloon, this is, this is tragedy.
So what he said, what he said was, it was a weather balloon, experimental balloon that they lost control of, they got away, they lost control, they got away with it, just an embarrassment, have some spy equipment on it. I know, the spy equipment, I don’t know how, that, who, who put the spy equipment on the balloon, Chank Son, get over here now, who put this SP equipment on the, Eric Son, we’re going to post some video or some photos of the wreckage, you can see the wreckage. And it, what’s really strange about this whole story is, it looks exactly like Roswell footage, yes, does that make sense, it was a Chinese weather Bloon, it just looks exactly the same, I like, there was a rubber bands, and there was, they, back microphone, and it’s like the tinf foil NASA blanket, and [bleep], yeah, yeah, yes, it’s crazy, it’s wild, honestly it’s wild.
That’s like, do you remember when it happened, like, we were just like floating over Montana, do something, everyone’s like, why haven’t you shot it down, like three days, we’re just waiting, we just hold the phone, hold, don’t you remember, it was like 3 days of, like, a foreign UFO floating over Montana. But the fact that it took so long to do something about it, and then they’re, oh, we did it, yeah, after the entire country, shoot that [bleep] down, this is on our soil, our territory, what the, so the balloon was shot down over Myrtle Beach, it was an F22 Raptor, and it was from Langley, dude, F22 rapers was like the sexiest [bleep].
I, I didn’t remember that part, that it was in Myrtle Beach, I thought, um, it, that’s where it ended up, I thought it would stayed in the west, over there, that’s how long, because it was days long, that’s how long it took, I thought it was floating over there for 3 days. So China officially said they wanted the wreckage return, we, uh, we want it back, y, but the US said no. I know, like, why do we have to comply with that, they’re like, we’re shutting Amazon down, yeah, yeah, yeah, no more, no more shipments, so what’s interesting is, you want your spatulas or not.
So what’s interesting about the story is, February 3rd, the Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Ma Ning, said it is a civilian airship used for research, mainly meteorological purposes, affected by the westerley and with limited self steering capability, the airship deviated far from its originally planned course. Whoops, it, ACY, oh [bleep], it’s an America now, oh my God, there’s an iPhone 15 on the top of it, might as well, spy, nothing left to do. I mean, look, so a couple days later, Ma said that the US hyped it up as an incident that was, uh, bigger and purposeful, and even used to force an attack, but it was not called for, and an unacceptable and irresponsible action of shooting, shooting it down.
Oh my God, can you, can you imagine if we had a weather, a weather balloon accidentally floating into Chinese airspace, you imagine Xing Ping be like, the [bleep] American, it’ be such a [bleep] show. But now they’re like, it’s irresponsible, it’s just, it’s just a random airship, why would you ever shoot it down, how dare you. Okay, so that incident happened, so, uh, I don’t know, I mean, that’s, that’s kind of where you at on that incident. Isn’t that, isn’t that, is necessarily, like, it’s not really a UAP, it’s like, ex, it’s like an i Apon idy aerial phenomen. It looked exactly like a Roswell balloon, exactly, maybe that’s what, what, like, maybe China is responsible for all of it, maybe China is Roswell, what if China was like, we want to get pictures of Era 51, send the ball, send the balloon, send them, n, send the balloon, n.
No, but this didn’t, they then send, didn’t, didn’t they send, or we caught like three more after that, yeah, there’s just never ending balloons floating around, there’s [bleep], like satellites, there, balloons, although, you know what, first one was an accident, we’ll have three more, accid. You knowy strategy would be, is you build 100 balloons, you just send them out, what, you put like [bleep] like strategy, for what, emps on them or something, just reconnaissance, and, you know, that sort of thing, you just send out a 100. Why 100? You played civilization? Oh yeah, yeah, you just, you need the map, you need to see the map, I know, you see the map, send them out, some those guys, no, it’s like a what, it, World of Warcraft, whatever, send it out, what’s the one with like star, star, Starcraft, Starcraft, oh yeah, send it out, send, guys killed, [bleep], it, trying to see what’s happening, sacrificial, I’ll make, I’ll make more zorgs, or whatever the [bleep] they’re called, zer zergs, yeah, zer.
There was something that was created, and it was called, is awesome, it sounds straight out of Harry Potter, ready, and it was called, and it was a US government created department, it was called the All Domain Anomaly Resolution Office. The All Domain, yeah, this is recently created, and so they started, uh, accumulating, how recently, like three years ago, okay, that’s pretty recent, so they started accumulating the UAP reports and the UFO reports. Okay, yeah, how do you, I’m sorry, how do you get a job in this department, can I get this, I would love to, I would love to work in this department. Oh yeah, so it was formed, and the All Domain Anomaly Resolution Office received 366 reports of UAPs, okay, or UFOs, the total reflects 247 new UAPs in 119 that occurred before 2021, okay, so that’s a lot of new, that’s a lot of new, holy [bleep], two years, and, like, [bleep].
The preliminary report released in June of 2021 listed 144 reports, covered a 17-year period, okay, the All Domain Anomaly Resolution Office, off, or, A O A RP, yeah, that’s what I thinking, all in all, all in all, they had 510 UAP reports, that’s a lot of report. As of, to, 510, but who, like, do the reports have to come from, like, a government agency, or, like, like it’s me calling in the local police station, [bleep], UF, their goal was to destigmatize, uh, UAPs and UFOs, so make it like more normal, they’re like, hey, go, and we’re working on it, it’s like, you know, it’s welcome to the universe, brother.
I, I will say, out of those, you ready, out of those 163 were determined balloons. How, that’s pretty good chunk, that’s a huge chunk, how convenient, that’s a huge chunk, isn’t that crazy, surprised, they were like weather anomalies, then this is what they said, are you ready, this is going to [bleep], this is going to tick, this is going to tickle you guys up real fancy, the report does not include the word alien anywhere. Well, of course, I would, I’m sorry, so far they have concluded, at this time, the answer is no, we have nothing regarding aliens, of course they, why would we have not seen anything that would lead us to believe that any of the objects that have been reported to us are of alien origin, cool, we wouldn’t be, the thing that defies our laws of physics, that’s not alien, 100%.
No, the director of the, a, which we, you know, thank you for not saying the full name, Sean, his name is Sean Kurt Pactor, oh yeah, oh my, he stated, we are structuring our analysis to be very thorough and rigorous, we will go through it all, and as a physicist I have to adhere to the scientific method, and I will follow the data and science wherever it leads me. I love that, the physicist is like, well, defying the laws of physics is, is totally human. That group, that group that was determined by the government, and, and funded by the government, says none of those reports have led them to believe aliens were related to the UAPs, rel, reported, and the government has never lied to you, not…
Once ever, not in the history of mankind, they have never lied, ever, they have a 100, they’re batting a thousand, batting a thousand, they’ve literally just, like, laid it all on the line, because, you know, obviously every politician, you know, who makes a, a meager salary of 100K, is worth 27 to $30 million coming out, you know, come the [bleep] off, living in New Jersey, like, [bleep], making billions on the stock market. Recently the Pentagon, like, basically came out and said, like, yeah, we have been seeing UFOs or UAPs and all that, right, but they’re not, al, yes they did, they did, need link, I swear to God, you guys come up with the most [bleep] random [bleep].
It’s not random, I have friends who send me links or, like, messages, and they’re like, hey man, so you heard that they figured out who killed JFK, and I’m like, no, they have not, they have not, that’s true, they have not, and they’re, oh yeah, yeah, it was released by the government, all these files, and I’m like, did you read the files, cuz they, they did not, it’s the same kind of thing. August 31st, 2023, NBC News, Pentagon launches new website for declassified info on UFOs, doesn’t mean that, not the Defense Department on Thursday unveiled a website that serve as a clearing house for declassified information, does say, please, so you can tell, oh my God, you, US Department of Defense.gov, there you go, the Department of, I mean, if you own a.gov you’re legit, you just, you can actually, I don’t think you can, you, you have to be the government, you stupid, h, somebody, somebody give us a DOT, oh my God, the Pentagon releases new website on UFOs, like, Jesus, Eric, USA Today, Pentagon UFO website with declassified info unveiled, oh my, CBS News, Pentagon launches.
Didn’t say that they found a UFO that was of alien origin, that, so that’s what I was going to say, it’s like, why would they say, I’m not saying that, they’re just trying to get ahead of it, this is what I was going to say, which is weird, like, why would they say yes, you know, we admit there’s UFOs, there’s UAPs, or whatever, when they hadn’t before, mhm, but then if they did know about alien, aliens, like a, like a body or whatever, like an alien dude, they can, why wouldn’t they say about that. No, there’s dragging it on forever, bro, you can, you can drag, you can drag this out forever, forever, this is the next logical step, it’s, they go, they go, oh, we’re investigating it, you know what, this is, this is political Jenga, they’re like, we just take out one, look, look, they’re not aliens, bro, they’re just unidentified, I can get beyond that.
And then, like, literally, in like 200 years, like, yeah, of course we knew about, what the [bleep] you talking about, we, we knew this whole time, we thought we told you, we had the website, that Mexican government footage, that, that’s true, we had, we had, we had the website, we had the baby aliens, oh man, poor Mexican Congress on that one. Yeah, all right, so here we go, we’re four hours in, yeah, where we in, yeah, four hours in, you, you want to go first, anybody want to go first? I mean, I think you should go first, cu everyone knows, always go in, yeah. Uh, okay, so I am more inclined to believe it now than I was at the beginning.
Believe what, say it, that out loud, that, maybe, on the record, yeah, maybe, that, maybe, there, maybe, maybe, stop saying maybe, there was, no, no, maybe there was, maybe there was a visitor at one point, okay, I’ll take it, okay, okay, at one point, at one point, at one point, you know, what, whether or not it’s the, out of the thousand recorded incidents, it was one time, oh, one, only, singular time. I don’t see the math, I don’t see the math on multiple times, wait, wait, wait, are you saying, like, what, okay, yeah, go ahead. Well, no, no, I mean, if you, he’s saying that an alien visited in the history of mankind one time.
I know, yeah, once or twice, you just, is it, orce, once or twice, maybe, maybe I’ll give alien, I mean the history of man, yeah, that’s what I just said, that’s what we were talking about, four, oh my, you, I can go with four times, I can go four times, you do this just to [bleep], I’m just saying, I can go with four times. Maybe, where do this number come, this, like, arbit, my gut feeling, it’s my gut, based on all of this that we’ve learned, four times, maybe, it seems, l, four times, maybe, maybe, can’t pick side, maybe it’s a long Trek, perhaps, yeah.
All right, Hy, uh, yeah, no, I mean, I, I stick with, with basically, I think we kind of went over this in the first episode we did, kind of touch, I think, uh, I think that, um, you know, we got, we got some good research here, and, like, to back up, I think Sean and I are on the, both on the same side, that they do visit constantly, constantly, throughout, constantly, maybe, I mean, I don’t know how frequent, but for sure, like, in the last couple hundred years, few hundred years, they have like a weekly report. My God, I’m not saying it’s weekly, I’m just saying, dude, how often, how, get real, know, you said, you asked me for a number, so I’m going to ask you for a number.
Oh, okay, a number, total, total visits, total visits, I don’t know, in the history of mankind, yeah, it’s a yearly thing, dude, I’m saying, I’m, I’m G to say annual, he’s at annual, annual, easily, easily, 20 to 50,000 visits in the history of mankind, of course, 100%, in the history, what it sounds like when you say four, theind Eric, in the history of man kind. So we’re talking about what, 50,000 years, 50,000 years, roughly, probably 20, 20, 20 to 50,000 years, 20, 20, 50,000, annual, hello, 50,000 years, 50,000, one year, you’re about one year, what, probably happens is, like, they probably come more, you know, take a little hiatus and, like, they, they all take a vacay together, it’s like the whole fam comes down, October Fest, yeah, like, let’s come, a, l, and there’s another, the, that’s like funny is, you know, there’s a theory that the, the extraterrestrial visitors are just humans from the future.
I know, that’s crazy, yeah, it’s a weird one, that, that is a weird one, yeah, they’re literally just us coming back from the fut. I feel like, I feel like that’s a Nolan, yeah, that’s, that’s a Nolan concept, yeah, ten it well, there’s that, the Tomorrow War, there was, oh yeah, exactly, that was [bleep] trippy, it was good, that was good. So yeah, that’s, yeah, you know what’s crazy, you guys are absolute idiots, the best part, my favorite part is trying to piss him off. No, and I actually, I told Eric about this because it was, it was actually one of my, one of my favorite things that he ever posted on our social media, and it was, Eric’s like, he’s being super genuine, he’s like, you know, I love that, I just want to make it so, like, you know, we, we can, we can just, you don’t have to agree with people, and you can say what you want to believe, and it’s fun.
And then, and then, like, he’s talking about mint chocolate chip ice cream, and then, h, goes, oh, I hate mint chocolate chip ice cream, and Eric goes, you are an idiot, you’re so stupid, and I was like, this is the essence of the podcast, we preach, we do not practice, when we preach we just [bleep] do what the [bleep] we want. All right, everybody, well, that’s UFOs, UAPs, aliens, you guys had fun with us going through this, I want to say we did not cover everything, so don’t piss off at us because we didn’t cover everything there, 75 episodes, get that mad at 4 and a half hours, it’s not bad, you know, mean, if you want more, you got to go watch Ancient Aliens, I guess, if you want more, subscribe to my Pat, I’ll subscribe to Patreon, I’ll text you about it, there you go, I’m hang out on Patreon.
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