What’s up, everybody? Welcome back to another Conspiracy Podcast episode. Yo, hey everybody, old gang’s here again. Hope you guys, uh, survive the hurricane, and uh, if you, yeah, if you were in one of the states that, that [bleep] Hela, no, no, God, she [bleep] everything up, seriously. Hope, hope we can all, three of us actually got pretty lucky. I know, so that, that was good, very pleas, uh, hopefully we, we give some, what’s the word, respite? No, like resp bits. Yeah. And uh, so, same word. Yeah, and uh, if you’re going through some rough, we can always build back, and we’ll be fine, everybody will be fine.

Yeah, you know, we will be fine, we will be fine. What are we doing today? Uh, today we got the Anunnaki, we going to switch it up, Eric will not be narrating this one. So yeah, so I’m, I’m sure you know, most of you who are conspiracy folks are, are familiar with this one, uh, so we’ll just kind of dive right in. So it is a very complex and controversial theory, and it’s based on ancient Sumerian mythology, and that’s where they, they get this from. You know, if you don’t know what the Sumerians are, they are the, the oldest known civilization that we have records from, and those are the, they, on ancient clay, Sumerian tablets, and they’ve been, uh, in essence, they’ve been decoded, and this is where they get, get this from.

So it’s a long time ago too, and this is based on, like, their, their mythology, the archaeology, their astronomy, um, and that’s where all these claims are from. So it’s centered around the Anunnaki, which are the gods from the Mesopotamian myths, Mesopotamian myths, that, um, and they were not deities, but extraterrestrial beings that influenced the development of human civilization, genetic, and technology, and that is where we come in. So, so first things first, is like the origins of this. So the Anunnaki appear in the oldest known civilization, which is Sumer, which is in present-day Iraq, and this dates back to around 4500 BCE, which is, you know, roughly 6500 years ago.

Yeah, okay. So the name Anunnaki translates to “those who came from Heaven to Earth.” Okay, so in Sumerian myth, only four times though, only four. Yeah, four, four, four times in the history, that was probably number one, was number one, and they came back, they left, like, their wallet, like, [bleep], and then, you know, maybe two other times, on accident. If you don’t know what they’re talking about, go back and listen, back and listen, this in the whole catalog. Yeah, so, um, they were the children of Anu, who was the sky god, and they were believed to be responsible for creating human beings and shaping civilization.

And so this is all like fairy, I mean fairy-talish kind of like stuff, right? Like, it’s, it’s weird that you say that it’s, it’s fairy tale, because, like, when the ancient people were transcribing their history, were the ones who were saying it’s fairy tale. But if, were, like ancient Sam and you’re like, “This [bleep] [bleep] happened, write it down,” so they know, like, [bleep] idiots. So essentially, so much time has passed, and I’m so, uh, pessimist, no, skeptic, skeptical, yeah, that I go, “Oh, it’s impossible,” you know what I mean? Exactly. But in reality, it could be somebody writing a history in real, it’s these people writing the, the most ancient version of history, or they’re kind of like writing Harry Potter.

But why would, and like, somebody, like, somebody translated to Anaki, the, no, it’s like aliens come to Earth and our civilization’s gone, and it’s thousands of years from now, and then all they find is Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Well, see, for them, it’s like, for them it was the god coming, like, holy [bleep], the gods are descending upon Earth. And you realize that mythology and gods have been in every major civilization, time and, morium, yeah, okay, so like, everyone’s full of [bleep], the whole, all entire human race is lying, just saying. So these beings are often depicted as powerful entities with control over the cosmos and human affairs.

So this is, that’s like the, the, obviously, the origin story, um, it’s like, you know, like X-Men Origins, but like, yeah, Magneto and [bleep]. Exactly. So, um, the modern, Anaki, the Anunnaki theory, as understood today, largely originated from the works of a person named Zecharia Sitchin. That’s a very interesting name. So it was, this person was, I don’t actually know if it’s a dude or a chick, I should have probably looked that up, but anyways, they’re an author and a scholar, Zario, Zario sounds like a chick. It is a chick. Yeah, probably, Sakaria, like, Sakario, and, Enar, right. Exactly, [bleep] witches. So in the 1970s, uh, she proposed that the Anunnaki were not gods, like they were written in the text, they were actually extraterrestrial beings.

Oh wow, it’s a dude, his, I’m not editing that out. So his book series was called The Earth Chronicles, and they reinterpreted the ancient text, suggesting that the Anunnaki came from a distant planet called Nibiru. So now we’re going to get into what Nibiru is, some people might have an idea. Do you know when that was written? Nineteen, the 70, the 70s, okay, 1970s. So Nibiru is considered the planet of the Anunnaki. So, according to Sitchin, Nibiru is a planet located in the outer reaches of our solar system, on a long elliptical orbit that brings it near Earth every 3600 years. Elliptical, meaning like it’s like a, like an elongated, like, oh so take a circle, like, you know, we’re, we’re going in a circle around Earth, this is an elliptical orbit, so it’s like it, it takes a much, going in a circle.

And so, Sitchin’s theories suggest that Nibiru is the home of the Anaki, which he claims, a highly advanced extraterrestrial race. And then, when Nibiru came close to Earth in ancient times, its inhabitants descended to Earth, possibly seeking resources such as gold. That’s a very common theme, gold, resour, which is another thing too, that, you know, we talked about, last, the, you, how many conspiracies? I mean, how many, how many coincidences? Everyone, everybody wants gold. It’s kind of, it’s kind of strange too, though, spice, everybody wants sp, sp, what, you think about, a gold is actually one of the most versatile elements that we have on our planet.

Okay, it’s extremely malleable, means it can be pounded out very thin, it’s, it’s very, it’s, it’s highly conductive, it’s also an amazing insulator, it’s just, like, it looks good, like, on a full grill, just like, shine, hella shine, that’s why they wanted it, it’s actually extremely versatile metal. So I think that’s why this keeps, I wonder, I wonder if there’s gold on other planets, right? Me, why, why is it so, definitely not a currency or anything back then? No, I wouldn’t. You know, also, also an interesting question is, say we started exploring the universe and all that sort of thing, and then we found a planet with gold, do you think we would freak out and put all our resources to going to that, like, “we need, we need that planet,” the planet?

Yeah, because there’s tons of gold, can’t hold life, who cares, and then, like, a thousand years from now, everybody’s got gold, everything, it’s like, “my gold shirt,” like made of solid 24 karat gold, it weighs 300 lb, but I love it. So then there’s, um, there’s a theory, there’s like a, a planetary collision theory, so some versions of this theory suggested Nibiru was involved in a cosmic collision that created Earth and the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter, so kind of like that one. Yeah, so this idea, like pretty much, of Nibiru had been popularized, in sensational, over the years, and it was often tied to the doomsday prophecies and cosmic catastrophes, like, tied throughout human history, the var, things.

So it is based on what they say, how big, like Nibiru potentially is, and it could have possibly created, like, created the planet, that has some logic to it, because our history of Earth shows a lot of collisions, and, you know, even the creation of the Moon, the, yeah, it shows a lot of, there’s chaos and there’s collisions occurring. I know, me kind of building up, and then now we get into the, some of the rejections of that theory. So mainstream science’s reject, the existing, here we go, claiming there’s no evidence of such a planet, and that the orbital dynamics proposed by Sitchin are unlikely.

Yeah, because when you think about it, technically, so we’re, we’re, we’re rocketing through space extremely fast, m, so really, like, the way orbit works is, like, let’s say, like, this is the sun, shooting this way hella fast, and we’re, like, going around it, like that. So if there’s one, in like a really long elliptical, it would get left behind, basically, if we’re going that way and this thing is, kind of gravity would act, gravity would be really wonky, un, like, this [bleep] planet, it’s like you’re so far away, it can’t even be seen. And then it’s like, yeah, it gets a little, so I understand where they’re coming from.

I wonder why they’re called Anunnaki if they’re from, well, the, translates to the, it was like, “I got gods came from the heavens,” so it would be kind of like, if, if we went to, let’s say, we as earthlings, went somewhere, and then we were given a name thousands of years later of something else, even though we weren’t earthlings anymore, humans? Yeah, well, no, I’m just saying, cuz like, usually you say it, like, they’re from the planets, martians, or you, whatever. No, but I mean, obviously, like, they can’t, like, the theory is, it’s not like we were, like, an advanced civilization when they came. So it’s not like, who, oh, like, you know, you’re like a caveman, like, some [bleep] come, like, it’s a god, straight up, just humping [bleep], all we could do, eating lizards and [bleep], kind of like today.

Yeah, 100%. I mean, if I, one came down, be like a god, 100%. So, uh, so pretty much, they think that, you know, obviously the physics behind a long elliptical planet in orbit does check out, unlikely. Uh, there are some theories that argue a… …new astronomical discoveries, like the hypothesized Planet 9, could give credence to the idea that it, is a celestial body influencing Earth’s history. So there is, I don’t know if you heard about the theories that there is like another planet out there in the deep, like in the, the deeper ring, like, you know, obviously Pluto, they initially thought was, plan, they’re like, no, that broke my heart, cut it out, it’s broke my heart, man.

So, like, they’re saying that there’s potentially another planet that’s actually, that’s actually further out. So now, what’s crazy is that we don’t know, no, we have no idea, like, our technology is so primitive that we don’t even know, you couldn’t pick that up with, like, that, one of those Hubble Telescope, or one of those, like, powerful telescope, power telescopes, satellite things. The way it works is, like, you just open this lens and you just, like, absorb light for long periods of time, and it gives you, like, a picture, it’s not like a video camera, like, “oh [bleep], something’s moving out there,” it’s like you get this super long exposed image, so it’s not going to necessarily, it’s, it’s easier to track things that are very far away, because it, you’re taking so much time, like, looking in one spot, but if you’re looking in one spot, and, like, the planet’s, like, right over here, outside the frame, like, you’re never going to see [bleep].

Yeah, and there’s also the theory of, it’s so far away and the light took so long to get here, that by the time it got here, it’s not what you’re looking at. Oh, for sure, there’s, there, like, it’s like billions of years, so if, again, okay, so if you’re looking through a telescope super far away, the light that you’re receiving to take that image, or to see the image of that, took so long for the light to travel. Okay, fine, but I mean, if, but if it, but if it picks up so many other galaxies that are so far away, it can pick up another planet that’s in our galaxy.

But the thing is, like, that, that’s the point, it’s like you’re picking up a galaxy, like, you know, how, compared to a planet, like, it’s like, “oh, there’s a grain of sand in the picture,” it’s so big and there, like, emitting so much light, and it’s, it’s a stationary thing, right? So it’s, it’s, it’s hard, cuz you’d have to be, a, looking at the right exact spot where it would have to be, and it’d be like a shorter exposure. Okay, as, so you’re like, “yeah, we’re trying to see, like, [bleep] like 100 light years away,” you know, thousand light years away. Yeah, so it makes sense, makes sense.

We get into the Anaki and human connection, this is where it gets, like, real saucy. So, according to theory, the Anunnaki genetically engineered early humans, combining their own DNA with that of the hominid, which are, like, the ancient, like, the, the early, the early humans. So this is supposedly done to create a slave race to mine resources, particularly gold, for the, honori purpose. And so, once we get through this, I’m actually, I have a separate thing specifically on genetics that we’re going to go over. Okay, because it’s really interesting, and I actually was listening to this audiobook, super fascinating, because it kind of goes against what the common perception is, and it’s like known about but like, still no one, like, talks about it, really weird, no one’s, like, talking about it, but, like, yeah, it’s true, but leave us alone, it’s interesting.

Also, a lot of the, uh, sci-fi movies that we watch are based essentially on that, I mean, I don’t know if you’ve seen the, the Alien series. Oh, yeah, uh, but there’s a Prometheus, and there’s, uh, the prequels of, my, yeah, the prequels of Alien, and there’s a, a race that built humans. Yeah, and, you know, it’s a very similar vein, where you have a little bit more of a powerful entity, and maybe they’re not gods, but they’re more powerful, they’re more advanced. How do you define the god? Yes, exactly, you’re an ancient civilization who, like, building [bleep], something comes down from, from the sky, honestly, know, that is, that is one of the best questions you’ve ever posed in your entire life, there, every step of the way, he’s there watching me, listening.

No, but, but it’s true, like, like, what defines a god, and it’s what we can’t do ourselves. Yeah, it’s like, what do you, like, what, what can, do the unexplainable, a god can do the unexplainable. So if I could lift that hat without touching it, that is a god, for us it’s godlike. Imagine, imagine you’re, like, ancient dude, you’re, like, tilling the land, making, you get your first, like, bean, you’re like, “[bleep], killing it,” and then, literally, like, a something comes flying through the sky, and they’re, like, levitating, and you’re, like, “okay, yeah, what do you want me to, like, how can I serve you, sir?” So that’s where, and even if it was five, 6,000 years ago, and you’re kind of, like, a primitive race, and you see somebody with an iPhone, oh my God, yeah, could you [bleep] imagine, kid, look that up, like, what do you mean, you be, you would be godlike.

Oh, instantly, like, “let me take a photo of,” they, like, “yeah, how am I looking at myself?” Yeah, absolutely, I’m there, I’m there. So, and then the, um, in Sumerian myth, Enki, he was one of the leading Anunnaki, and was responsible for creating humans. It’s, it’s very similar to Eric, like, two letters away. The Anaki were bald, white, very bearded, nails, 10, 15 lbs overweight, just almost there, not quite. I know, Enki was actually a, a national sales manager for the, e-commerce corporation, funny enough, that’s weird, my nickname’s Enki, we’re something. All right, sorry, sorry, keep going. Yeah, so, um, the theory suggests that Enki used genetic manipulation to create the first humans, known as Adamu, which is weird, when you think, like, Adam and Eve, Adamu, Adam, like, being the first, and it’s a-d-a-m-u, Adamu.

Okay, yeah, so then Adam, yeah, even says, like, from whom the biblical figure Adam was believed to be derived, Adamu, interesting, he created the first, the first, like, human, was, like, “oh, like, you know, God created man in his own image.” So then you get these crossovers with, with, like, you know, these belief systems, you know, wow, he created something in his own image. Mhm, you’re obviously still superior, yeah, and you’re creating, like, this subservient race, like, below you. And I’m just saying, so, part of the theory attempts to explain sudden advances in human development, particularly around the rise of the civilization in Mesopotamia, which, literally, like, to our knowledge, it just, like, out of nowhere, it’s like this bustling, thriving, massive mega society for the time.

Obviously, like, it’s not like, like New York City, plan, it’s not like they didn’t, like, Uber Eats, not that adv, not that, yeah, it wasn’t that advanced, SpaceX wasn’t even advant. So then we get into, like, the human DNA evidence portion of it. So proponents of the theory claim that junk DNA, junk DNA, which is the portion of our genome that doesn’t code for proteins, could be a remnant of this genetic tampering by the Anunnaki. So I did want to get into, because the big, yeah, I don’t know, I don’t really get junk DNA, the big, the huge part about this theory is, is the, the genome.

Okay, so the genome was mapped, in, I think they finished mapping the genome in, like, it was, like, 2006 or something. Okay, they thought it was going to take longer, and they ended up doing it faster. And by mapping, you mean, they, like, laid it out, as they figured it all out, and they kind of, not necessarily figured out, but they’re able to, like, understand, like, okay, like, here’s the basic structure of it. Yeah, here’s, here’s, like, a microscopic thing, but the DNA itself has, like, it’s like, I’m going to get into it, but I think it’s like some, like, three million different chains of things.

So well, let me explain, so one of the common theories and common misconceptions was that humans have only been around for 6,500 years. You, 6500? Yeah, humans, as we know them, like sentient beings, I think we all disagree on that, about 6500 years, I, that’s in the common place, they thought that the Sumerians, like the first humans, like they were like, “man, like [bleep] didn’t exist before them.” So homo, homo sapiens, which are the modern human species, which are us, sentient, not, like, you know, cavemen, like, like, retards, like actual, like Homo sapiens. So, uh, they appeared around 200 to 300,000 years ago in Africa.

Wow, 300,000 years, you don’t hear [bleep] about this, right? So the genetic evidence suggests that the genome of modern humans became distinct around this time, meaning, like, you had a distinct, like, the thing that makes us, because I don’t know if you, if you guys are aware, but the DNA is actually, it is, it is the building block of, of, of the, this body’s existence, it is the thing that literally tells the cells exactly what to do, like, from, from, the, you know, the sperm goes in the egg, and then it literally tells the cells to replicate, to, in order to create the body, like, without D, can you tell me one more time, this happens, DNA takes over, the DNA actually is literally, it’s the, it is the, it’s, in essence, it’s like the, the rubric, it’s the, the, it’s the, the map to, to make a body, so, that, so your DNA is respons, the, it’s one, it’s the most basic ingredient essentially, it is the thing that actually, most fundamental, it is the thing that tells, because there’s DNA in the nucleus of every cell in your body, and it tells that cell what to do.

The DNA is responsible for literally telling that cell, “hey, you have to go here, you have to do this, like you have this, this blood cell has to go here, this white blood cell is supposed to do that,” literally, it is, like, the command, from all the cells in your body, like, that’s how important the DNA, and so, what this… …is saying is that that can be traced to two to 300,000 years ago is when that started, maybe. So pretty, no, so pretty much, they, they were able to, some sciencey way, pretty much track the genome back to around that period, and that’s what they estimate, 200 to 300,000 years ago is when, wow, when the genome became a thing, like when the, when the DNA became a thing in, in human species.

M, so there was fossil evidence in Jebel Irhoud, Morocco, and it dates the earliest known Homo sapiens to about 300,000 years ago, so they actually have fossilized DNA evidence of this. Okay, and these humans would have carried a genome that is largely similar to the modern genome. So it’s like, you know, Borge’s body was found in, like, Morocco, 300,000 years old. So then you get this big portion of, how much of a genome do we use? So it’s a bit complex, and it evolved kind of over time, with, like, them trying, you know, obviously mapping it and understanding what it does. So the human genome is humongous, it’s, it’s this microscopic thing that’s literally in the nucleus of every cell in your body, it contains about three billion base pairs, sorry, I said three million, three billion base pairs of DNA.

So it’s like, you have, like, this sequence, and there’s just, like, three billion of these [bleep], like, creating this thing, it’s massive. When you say base pairs, that mean? Yeah, so, you, you know, like the DNA is in, like, this double helix form, so spiral, so in each one of, there, there’s, like, these little pairs, of, so they’re like together, almost, little pairs of, je, like in there, like, and each one of them has a specific purpose, now with that, most of it we don’t know what it’s for, so that’s why they, the, the term “junk DNA” comes, which I’ll get into. So, so researchers realized that it plays very important roles, integral roles, in how the human body operates.

So the main thing, uh, one of the main things is what we call protein coding. So about one to, two percent of the human genome codes for proteins, which are the building blocks of our cells, tissues, organs, these sections are known as exons, and they contain the instructions for making the proteins that carry out various cellular functions. So 2% of those 3 billion are responsible for creating these different proteins, like, you know, like I forget all the [bleep] weird names, but there’s, like, the main, like, like those, the key proteins, and, like, surviving, bl, I know, it’s like, you know, if you’re a vegan, you’re not getting this [bleep], loser, like, [bleep].

So then they get into regulatory DNA and functional non-coding DNA, meaning non-coding, not coding specifically for proteins, which is about 10%. Is, okay, so beyond the protein coding regions, a significant portion of a genome is made up of regulatory elements, these include promoters, enhancers, and silencers, which control when and where genes are turned on and off. Non-coding RNAs, such as micro RNAs and long non-coding RNAs, which play critical roles in gene regulation and cellular processes. So this is the [bleep] that’s, like, like I was, that was a out, mentioning, like, cellular processes, like, you know, hey, like, when, when there’s, like, uh, when there’s an outside, you know, threat to the body, like, it literally, like, the white blood cells are, like, and, like, they’re like, “oh [bleep], we need, go,” yeah, it’s like, this is not from here, we need to go attack it, this is part of the [bleep] that, that DNA does, it’s telling them, like, “hey, if, if an outside source comes in, you need to protect it,” it’s like, that’s, that [bleep] is, like, programmed, it’s like a literally, like, a program, imagine, I got, and it’s like, you know, part of the DNA is, like, you know, you’re spyware, it’s like trying to, like, keep, like, “oh, this, like, don’t, don’t open this, like, oh, if you do open it, I’m going to try to protect you from getting [bleep] up.” Okay, so then, like, almost 80% of the genome is what they call junk DNA, literally, because they don’t [bleep] know what it does.

Wow, and it’s not active, interesting, and there’s all these things that are not active, so we’re literally operating off, like, or we think they’re not active. Well, they can’t, there’s, there’s no, for them, like, so like, wow, includes, like, competitive sequences, uh, jumping genes, all these different things that they don’t, they’re like, “well, we call it junk because they can’t find any active use in the human body that it, that it controls,” so you have this massive 80 [bleep] percent that they’re like, “oh, it’s trash,” but, like, it’s, it’s not [bleep] trash, like, why would there, if it was, like, dad, it’s trash. So maybe it’s our supernatural abilities that are just untapped, that’s part of the theory, really?

Mean, like, you know, it’s like, almost, like it’s like that, Eric, Jean, that is, “Supreme Being, I’m inside of all of you,” is The Fifth Element, just so you know, I’m 80% of you just waiting to be unleashed, untapped, untapped supremeness, I want everybody to know I’m in you right now, dormant, er, just resting, wa. That, like, it’s like that, uh, Limitless movie, absolutely, 100% yeah, that movie, as long as, well as, um, what’s the one with, uh, the, the girl, the Scarjo, oh man, she’s my, it’s called, like, Becky, or some, sh, no, Lucy, luy, Becky, Amy, every time you say her name, Jamie, Jessica, whatever, Sarah, every time you say her name, I just, like, space out.

Did her name have a Lynn after? You ever seen, you know, that from that one movie, Eric got me, anytime there’s a Lynn, yeah, don’t know, that is, I’m going to look, we’ll ask you later, we’ll make a clip about it. So, that’s very similar to those movies, Lemon List, Lucy, where it’s like, you know, the, the main concept is, like, oh, we only use 10% of our brains, but, like, really, we’re only using 20% of our, of our [bleep] of our genome, our DNA, like, so we have all these untapped genes, all untapped potential, who knows what it’s for. So what do you think it’s for?

Let me finish this, okay? Okay, yeah, okay. So, um, research suggests that some of this DNA has regulatory functions, and plays a role in the 3D structure of the genome, helping organize how the genes interact with each other. Um, they also think that, like, the full function is really not fully understood, so they, they don’t, they’re just, like, it’s kind of like covering your ass, “we don’t really know,” you know, “we’re still figuring it out,” even though we, we said we, like, mapped it. Yeah, so back into, like, the 80%, like, they don’t really know, and they, they think that it could have some, it could have some viability, and they’re still, they’re still today, like, they’re still researching it today, and they’re still trying to figure out what that means.

But it, but it sounds like, we, we, we’ve only been doing it for 10, 15 years, if it, if it was fully mapped in, in, when you said it was like 2006, I think they finished. Yeah, so, like, 15 years, really, of research is not a whole lot. Well, the thing that I think is, in the, I wish I knew the, the author, I could look it up on my phone, but one of the really good points that he brought up is that, like, okay, like, look at the way that, look at the way that the body works now, especially when you’re younger, like the cells, like the way it’s built, is that an infinite replication of the cells keeps, and then at some point you hit a certain point and they stop working.

Yeah, but, like, he’s like, “well, why is it stopping working?” Yeah, it works, seeming, you be seemingly invincible, like, we just, I mean, obviously you can, like, be killed, but, like, yeah, it will replic, it should theoretically continue, your cell should continue to replicate, and you should actually stay, like, you know, you grow to, like, your 20s, and then you should stay that forever. Yeah, so, yeah, mine stopped at 22, I don’t, yeah, little things I got to, like, kick it into gear, you know, I mean, I, I wake up and I’m like, “br,” after I’m broken up the podcast, sweaty and like, forget waking up, like, just getting up out of this chair, what, the bathroom, p, a, haming, that’s interesting, that’s interesting.

Yeah, what I think that, this, this DNA is, is from, like, to, like, this, back to the original theory of, like, this being a slave race, I think that they, I don’t know if they necessarily created the human bodies, or took existing ones and then inserted the, the DNA, and then, like, dumbed it down. Okay, like, okay, what mean, what do you mean by dumbed it down? We don’t, well, we don’t want to, we don’t want them to get too smart, we don’t want them to have too much ability, maybe they tried it out, and it was like a couple dudes, and they were like, they were super powerful, and, and it was too much, and then they brought it down, they were like, “[bleep], dude.” You actually just, just gave me an epiphany, like, look at Greek mythology, look at all the demigods, they came out with Achilles, and they’re, like, “[bleep], these guys are, the tips, crank it back, crank it back, crank it back, software update,” yeah, new iPhone coming up, boys, sorry, you’re, Sitchin’s too hot, back it down, back it down.

No, so that’s why I do think that it’s, it was, in essence, like a built-in limiter, because, like, if, imagine if, you know, for sure, you come down and, like, you’re like, “you know what, I think I’ll make you like, I think I’ll make you 20%,” right? 20%, no, because if we’re talking about, if we’re talking about, I’m, throttle you, let’s now, we’ll get a little dark, let’s say you’re trying to create slaves, you don’t want the slaves to have any opportunity, uprise, or to do better than you or anything, but you still need them, like, cogn, you… …still need them, like, able to, like, function, you still need to make them, you still need to get them to make a perfect triangular pyramid, pyramid.

He’s, I love this, I love this, we had to do this one before we did the pyramid. It’s, like, in reality, that makes me right, because that means he build the pyramids, you said they were employees, Eric. Well, yeah, but, yeah, no [bleep], he might have a point, he might, no, because might be getting one up, alienology trick, the alien technology, that’s right, no, they had, I never said they have, one up, which is what we’ve been saying, may, they have technology. It’s like you’re not going to come there and be, like, “figure it out with your shitty tools,” slaves, know, like, you’re going to, like, here, Eric’s like, “I think I’m,” Eric thinks, like, it was, like, a, like, a craft project from, like, from, like, the some dude, like, some charcoal, this, going to be tight, trust me, we need more quartz, more marble than it’s ever existed, figure it out, just trust me, trust me on this one.

Yeah, but it, but I do think that it does make a lot of sense that we have to see the, what’s, what’s weird, it’s happening even now, is that back in the day, people, people wrote down history because they needed, they really wanted to, like, have the future generations to have that information, and then nowadays it’s like, “don’t look at history,” no way, we got Instagram, we’re documenting everything on, for the, getting erased, you don’t, true, all this, we have two strikes on TikTok for showing history, for literally showing history, that’s [bleep] [bleep]. Yeah, so that’s what I’m saying, like, the, the idea of, like, history should be, like, almost like a, it’s like a rite of passage, like, to know what came before, even if it’s dark.

Yeah, even if it sucks, like, you have to be aware that things could happen, to prevent things from happening in the future. So I do think that we’ve, then, made kind of a mockery of it, they’re, like, you know, “oh, these Sumerians, idiots,” you know, like, “why would they [bleep] that [bleep] on clay tablets,” like, [bleep] bedtime story, no, it’s like, I think there’s, I think there’s some validity there. Yeah, it’s a lot more work than a dick pic. Yeah, you know what I mean? Literally, like, the only fans, like, don’t need. So anyways, um, people believe that, because of this, like, this, this could be an explanation of why, uh, humans evolved so rapidly in terms of intelligence, you know, you go from, like, like virtually, like, a pseudo monkey man, to being, like, you know, civilization, buildings, houses, aqueducts, like, all of these, like, you know, advances in, in, in human technology.

So geneticists and biologists refuse the idea that our DNA contains evidence of alien manipulation, arguing that human evolution can be fully explained through natural processes, like evolution by natural selection. I, I mean, I don’t know, no, it just seems like it did happen pretty fast, it was, like, you know, we were cavemen, and then, like, 6,000 years ago, we’re geniuses, we have made it. But this, all this takes away the concept of the spark, the Big Bang, or what are you talking? No, like, spark, the spark of humanity, of religion, or of spirit, or of, you know what I mean, because it’s all somebody else creating us to be better.

Well, I mean, you, you know what I mean, as opposed to us just being a, I mean, it’s pretty arrogant, but being, it doesn’t, we’re already there, we, we, we just been progressing, we’ve been, I see evolution, you’re saying that takes to say, like, well, the spark is, like, this is, I mean, I mean, if you take only geneticists and biologists, and only from all of this data, and you take it all the way back, yeah, th, hundreds of thousands of years, there’s no, like, well, what about the spirit, and what about, I, fully, does that make sense, like, because regardless of what religion you are, I think religion is extremely important, it’s very important to believe in something more than, you know, this, like, more than, like, like, there is some, whatever it is, there’s some higher thing beyond us, and, like, I, I agree, I don’t like the concept of, like, you’re, you got injected with a superpower, and then now you built the pyramids, and there you go, now you can make an aqueduct, and now you’re smart, but only because of that shot.

Yeah, so, higher thing beyond, does that mean, like, does that mean, like, they just thinking back, especially, like, hundreds or thousands of years ago, whatever, just something up in the sky that comes down, or are we talking about powerful, more intelligent, into, like, super, okay, fine, fine, but, scenario, no, but I know what you mean, I know what you’re saying, I’m just trying to, like, like, say we can’t count that out. No, true, that’s all I agree. Okay, do you know what I mean? Obviously I don’t, I don’t think any of us has, like, “this is the answer.” Yeah, no, no, yeah, for sure. Well, also, also, let us say, because it sounds like 200,000 years ago, something changed, something happened, something happened, right?

Like, from, we went from just [bleep] banging cave women, yeah, to, like, to, like, “oh, we should build some [bleep].” Exactly, this, but the question then becomes, what happened? Right, yeah, yeah, and so, and so you’re saying, I’m saying, we just can’t count out, there is a, there could be a religious aspect of it, where, that’s when, I don’t know, I’m just saying, as opposed to just being injected with, yeah, but even if you were injected with DNA of an alien, and all that, that, that takes away, alien, no, I know, but that takes away all religion, no it doesn’t, no it doesn’t, no, because if you’re, if you, if you’re, if you if your religion, spirit, if your religion believes in a spirit, the, like, creating a human body doesn’t mean that religion doesn’t exist.

Also, there’s so many, there’s so many religions, and really what it comes down to, when you say religion, is just faith, so it’s like whatever you have faith in. Okay, fine, true, true, true, so, yeah, okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, it would never take away, I don’t think it’ll ever, away the religious aspect, I just think it’s like saying, like, if, cuz even, I’m sure even the caveman believed in some kind of [bleep], know, like, whatever that was, I’m sure they had, like, some sort of, I’m just wonder, I’m very curious, I’m very, I’m very curious, like, it, it seems like a scientific demarcation, in the, like, a line that occurred.

Yeah, 300,000 years, 300,000 years, something happened, 2 to 300,000 years ago, and I don’t know what that is, you know what I mean? Yeah, I don’t know what that is, shift in the, in, in the, in the space, and something occur, yeah, yeah, yeah, agree, yeah, agree, what that was, [bleep], no idea, I’m not speing, I’m speaking on aliens here, brother. So then we get into gold, obviously gold is, like, even they had that shitty movie with, uh, Daniel Craig, where it was like Cowboys ver Aliens, I never saw, saw that, saw so bad, it was the worst [bleep] movie I’ve ever seen, it was literally the worst.

Okay, good, well, don’t, it, terrible, but gold is involved in that. Okay, gold is the thing in humanity, it is the thing, definitely a concept, a weird obsession with, too, through the, you’re [bleep] ups, are you wearing a piece of, got, gold, like, do you have anything? Nothing, I have nothing, I, I have silver, silver, yeah, this is white gold, I have beads, my mom made, that was about it, you know what I mean? But, oh no, I got, okay, it’s okay peasants, yeah, I, it’s okay, peasants, it is definitely our, our income line, I got aluminum. No, so the other day, so the other day, so the other day, I had to go recycle metal, like, large quantities of metal for cash.

Yeah, yeah, no, actually, actually, for cash, yeah, I had, I had, uh, 4,000, 3,000 pounds of metal, like aluminum metal, it was in the back of that warehouse, and I was like, “instead of throwing it away, why don’t I recycle it,” so I started loading it up to the recycling place, the metal recycler, or whatever, the one down the street. Down the street, yeah, yeah, yeah, and so you, you go, and you pull in, and I got, like, 200 bucks, you know what I mean, in metal, but it was really heavy, it was a lot, it was thousands of pounds. Y, but I, lit it’s worth 2,000, like, they saw, dude, I saw a dude, full gold, top and bottom teeth, just, and he’s like a metal guy, and, like, it was, it was just a recycled medal, all recycled, but it was, it was the fascination with gold, like, it’s obsession, it is an obsession, crazy, it’s like it has been rappers and, like, all, all the things.

Yeah, I mean, it’s weird how much value we put on it, I mean, royalty even, oh, the crown, the throne, everything, everything has to be gold. I think that that’s why there’s a, there’s a reason behind why this obsession with, g, there has to be some sort of reason, because they didn’t have the, like, [bleep] geologists back, you know, back in the day, being like, “oh, we can use this [bleep] for spaceships.” You know, that’s why I go back to that question, since we’re talking about, like, other planets, like, do you think there’s gold elsewhere? I’m sure there is, I mean, the universe is a very large place, but planets, but, but maybe in the grand scheme it’s like, it’s not as valuable, not, no, maybe the grand scheme, it’s not as, like, a populace element on other planets, maybe some other planets have it, but maybe it’s like, “damn, [bleep]’s rare as [bleep],” like the universe, like, damn, PR, we have, there’s so much gold underneath the Earth that we can’t get to.

Yeah, yeah, like, but it’s rare, but could you imagine, could you imagine the planet, who doesn’t think it’s rare, and they have… …like, you know, how we have, like, tin foil, we like, ra gold, cuz they, I don’t give [bleep], just help, helps my sandy, they’re like, “oh, gold again,” [bleep], hey, can you pick up some gold at Publix, so in a thin wrap, yeah, like a, like a foil, like 100 yard, godamn it, my ham sandies, like, get bad, like, I need, know, I need a wap it. Yeah, so anyways, the gold mining theory, so the Anaki, according to Sitchin, needed gold to repair the atmosphere of their home planet Nibiru, so to extract the precious metal, they required labor, which led to the creation of human workers.

So the, supposedly, established mining operations in southern Africa, where ancient gold mines have been discovered. Man, this sounds like a good book, dude. I mean, this is there, yeah, I’m sell, I’m selling P baby, I may or may not write this book already, been written. Well, yeah, any, it’s gonna be called Eric, Enrique, Enrique, Enrique, God, this is all about gold, it’s gold, and you come behind you like, [bleep], go through trains, dude, trust me, humans. Oh my God, so then, um, proponents of the theory point to ancient structures, such as the Pyramids of Giza, Stonehenge, and the ziggurats of Mesopotamia, as evidence of advanced technologies introduced by the Anunnaki.

So I’ve always been on board with the Anunnaki assisting in the building of the pyramids, that has always been my thought, do episode, don’t worry about that, November, but these monumental structures, built with precision and engineering knowledge that seems beyond the capabilities, I mean, these are sometimes cited proof of extraterrestrial beings. I mean, it’s, when you really, when you really take it back, there’s so many completely impossibly unanswered questions, like, how are, how are the, how are the dimension, how is it so perfect, it’s within millimeters, right? Like, and you’re doing [bleep] with, like, some [bleep] ancient [bleep] stone, like, like iron, like, and you’re cut, you’re cutting, you’re literally, c, yeah, I mean, that’s easy, the degrees, and easily explain, easily, the degrees and the precision is definitely, like, like, you’re cutting, but then, but then, also, the weight of these, uh, blocks that they’re moving, 30, 40 tons, ridic, they’re coming from a quarry that’s 500 miles away, you have to have a few videos, we already figured that out, but the water, also water, also water, manipulate stone pretty easily, it’s like a whole thing.

Yeah, okay, Eric, I want, come on, I mean, anyways, we digress, get into to drop a 20-ton stone of block in the river, and see how easily manipulated, give me 20, give me, give me 25,000, uh, union workers over 20 years, and I’m going to build you some [bleep] wild [bleep]. Eric will literally build you a, the flat, a flat plane of stones that are very uneven, look what I, I’m going to build the first mountain of Florida, the stone garden, a bunch of stones randomly placed. So anyways, then there’s the astronomical knowledge, uh, this is like astronomy, not like it’s astronomical, um, so the theory also claims that ancient civilizations had knowledge of astronomy that was far beyond their time.

Very true, they [bleep] knew all kinds of [bleep], the Sumerian knowledge of the solar system, for instance, including planets not visible to the naked eye, is often attributed to the Anaki influence. I see, this is one thing I’ve always been like, how the [bleep] did they know, they didn’t have telescopes, right, but they knew, they knew orbits, they knew celestial patterns, they knew all this [bleep], like, can I be the devil’s advocate? Mm, well, they have really good eyesight, I mean, this is just, sounds like thousands of years of having nothing to do, we’re not scrolling TikTok, we’re literally sitting at a campfire drinking mead, looking up, I don’t know what they, what they drank, but, like, mead or wine or whatever, and then we’re just literally staring up for a thousand years.

No, but then you’re like, “did that dot move over?” You can’t see, I mean, Frank said it did, I know, but, like, they actually had, like, very in-depth knowledge, like, I understand, like, “co, this dot moved to the other dot,” but what does that mean? But, like, very in-depth, know, like, knowledge that, like, seems, it’s, it’s a little hard to come by. Yeah, know, [bleep], it’s super hard to come by. So one of the, the government cover-up, obviously, I mean, it’s not, everyone’s mind, everyone, government cover-up, obvious. So the, the under, and have been linked to modern UFO sightings and extraterrestrial encounters, with some conspiracy theories suggesting that governments are aware of their existence and are covering it up.

Absol, you know, absolutely not, you don’t think, like, the government’s got, like, some little back door deal, we’re talking about, like, 5,000 years ago too. Ar, we, no, no, we’re not talking about, like, 1982, no, this is like right now, presid, this isn’t like ancient government, right? Right, right, like, like, maybe the, specifically us, maybe United, maybe, maybe there’s, like, an ambassador, an Anunnaki ambassador, and he’s, like, “I’m going to check things out, see how it’s going,” in, like, 1988. Yeah, you know what I mean, like, check things out, totally, and then Reagan’s like, “[bleep] yeah, oh, the [bleep] you doing, turn down this wall,” he’s like, “[bleep], change me,” and then they’re covering it up, like, maybe they came and they’re, like, “hey, let’s talk to Reagan.” So I think, I think one of the big, I think one of the biggest proponents behind this theory is, like, you look at, you know, okay, we have the Industrial Revolution, we’re, like, we got [bleep] steam engines and [bleep], and then all of a sudden they’re making, literally, like, I don’t know if you, if you’ve seen the video where they, they show how they make, um, like, uh, the, the microsemiconductors, on, like, the, the, you know, micron, th, oh, yeah, you sent a video on that, I think it’s like, it’s so, it’s so [bleep] tiny and precise, the [bleep], are we doing this?

I don’t even know how, the technology we have right now is doing it, I’m like, how the [bleep] is that possible, like, how can you have a little, like, a little microscopic laser be, I don’t like the, I don’t like the thread of, like, constantly putting down, not you personally, but the theories that constantly put, put down the ingenuity of mankind, like, the Industrial Revolution was a combined effort of thousands of years of mankind coming together to make life better. No, you’re misunderstanding it, I think the Industrial Revolution was us. Oh, okay, oh, okay, okay, [bleep], 50 years later, we’re like, “we can make, we’re making iPhones,” I feel like we, like, that was, solution was, like, was all us, that was [bleep], and coal mines, [bleep], they were like blood, sweat, tears, and they, like, like, we made railroad, no, like, a great example is, is, can you imagine living in Tampa in 1920?

I would die, just instantly die, there was no air conditioning, no, just died there. So, by 100 years of living in Tampa, somebody was like, “hey, it’s not very comfortable living here, this ain’t working out for me,” like, it’s 90° in October, just so we’re all clear, it’s winter, it’s winter solstice, by, by the necessity of making, like, our, our, it seems like mankind is constantly just trying to make ourselves more comfortable and more pleasure. Yeah, right, 100%, whether, fully agree, okay, and so I’m just saying, like, yeah, I fully believe that we did that, that’s, but my point, we built air conditioners, no, it’s like, yeah, we’re like, “oh cool, like steam, we’re making trains and [bleep],” and then all of a sudden it’s like, and it’s like, “oh, we’ve made an F-22 Raptor,” like, what the [bleep], like, I got it, really seam rolled, it was really seam roll, no, the advances within a 50-year, per, like, within a 100-year period, or, like, far more, the, the, the leap was, like, more than the last period of time.

So, that’s, I’m like, okay, was, like, a little help, they like, it’s a little wild, that I’m very excited about, is, is, if you take that exact, uh, concept, and then you do it in the future, yeah, if it keeps pace, I was thinking what you’re talking about, when you, when you were talking about that, like, imagine we’re, we’re at amazing years, no, yeah, we’re at amazing age, because we’re, like, late 30s, early 40s, la, la, la, so that means we have, I mean, God forbid, we have 40, 50 years left, right, that means that we will see the same evolution of that. Yeah, I mean, if I could, maybe, hopefully, hopefully, if I could, like, Uber eat some Chipotle and some Chick-fil-A right now, what, imagine the next 10 years, what I can do, it’s literally, it’s just going to, like, teleport, the, no, no.

So, so I have a son, so I have a, I have a son, and he, he’s in high school, believe that or not, yeah, and he just started high school, he just started high school, and so, for the first time, he goes off campus for lunch, and he has, it’s super weird, and then, uh, I was like, “hey, who are you going to lunch with?” And he’s like, “oh, just, you know, whatever,” and he, like, wouldn’t tell me, and he’s like, “it’s fine, I have a map,” and I was like, “oh, cool,” and he’s like, “what did you do before?” And I was like, “what do you mean?” And he’s like, “I mean, you didn’t have a phone school,” and I was like, “no, I did not, at freshman year.” No, absolutely, that was 1988, 19988, 1988, 19, 1998, no, and I was like, “we didn’t have maps, we didn’t have, we had a, we had a Thomas Guide, alac,” yeah, we had Thomas Guide, and whatever, and that was it.

Yeah, and so, just one generation, true, yeah, is, he’s got everything, he’s, he literally subscribes to ChatGPT, oh yeah, like, yeah, and he’s [bleep] killing it, ch, do homework, any. So the point being is just that one generation of technology advancement is crazy, I, my, watching this video was hysterical, it’s literally, like, uh, so it’s like this, uh, this black dude, and his one, his, like, older son… …is like driving, and then he’s got his younger son in the back, and he’s like saying something, and then his younger son in the back’s like, “well, dad, when were you born?” He’s like, he’s like, “1985,” and then his son’s like, “u,” and he keeps talking, and his son’s like, “so how was it being a slave?” Like, what the [bleep], thought he was so old, so old, but, like, it’s, yeah, it’s like that concept, like, we’re, we’re going to be boomers, it’s just interesting that, that, what will, what will occur in the next 30 years.

Yeah, you know, 30 years from now, very interesting, you know, I mean, if you think about it, like, when we went to the moon, the biggest computer in the world was, in, like, a, was, it took up, like, an entire building, and it had the computing power of, like, a, like, an, like an iPhone 2. Yeah, if that, if that, like, if I had my, my phone would be, literally, power, like, Earth, yeah, if I, like, took it back, like, 50 years ago, it’s crazy. Wow, anyways, I’m excited, yeah, about the, I’m excited, oh, yeah, yeah, me too, moving on gentlemen. So some of the fringe theories suggest, uh, that world elites, such as the secret societies, or powerful families, are descendants of the Anaki, or are in league with, controlling global events and humanity’s future.

I think that one’s a little bit, cuz, like, technically, like, wouldn’t we all be descendants of the Anunnaki, right? No, like, is, cuz they used that, the DNA, like, also, I don’t really believe that, Bush is, like, if he wasn’t rich, that dude would be useless, he’d be working at 7-Eleven, he’d be a great guy to meet at the bar, for sure, like a baseball game, dude’d be [bleep] awesome, I’d [bleep] hang with him all the time, probably, like, a great, like, hang dude, like, in college, a [bleep], I know, I wouldn’t have him deal with my 401k, okay, also have, like, hand, like, you know, foreign affairs, but, you know, couple beers around the barbecue, it’s probably good to go.

Yeah, and then the other one is the reptilian hypothesis, love this one, so popiz, this is actually pretty popular, by David, I actually hate this one too, he’s, sometimes, inter, the Anunnaki theory, but he’s suggesting that the Anunnaki were shapeshifting reptilian beings who have controlled human affairs from, ia, and who Zuckerberg is one of them, by way, who started this reptile scenario? No, but it’s like, is it okay if you, if, here, take it back, do you believe that there are, that there are other beings that live in the universe? Yeah, is it weird to believe that maybe the race of them happened to be reptilian in nature?

Yes, no, no, how was that weird? They all, because it’s, it’s a one, it’s just, it’s like a small species that’s on Earth that lives in our swamps, like, it just, it, it’s like taking one species and going, me, these are, do you believe, do you believe dinosaurs existed? Yes, so do you think that they were thinking, oh, like, humans come, they’re such a small species that lives in our [bleep] swamps, like, they ruled the world, like, they were the only species, reptiles were the only thing that existed, that [bleep] bacteria. You know, now that, now that you had me get in the head of a T-Rex, I’m just saying, like, I, now, now it, like, sense, obviously, like, you know, I think the human condition is, like, one of, like, we are the supreme beings, we are conceited, totally, very con, all aliens have to just look like us, because it’s the only thing we can, like, comprehend, right?

So, I, I, I don’t necessarily believe this, I don’t believe that this is happening, I’m just saying that I just, if there going to be, if there going to be something, it’s not reptilian, what would they be, but exists, not in, not on Earth, just not, I’m, I’m not saying I, I don’t, I don’t believe in, like, the reptilians, like, controlling the planet, I’m saying that reptilians could exist, and, like, that’s, sh, shapeshifting, dude, anything is, like, I don’t, just regular reptilian, regular, or no, I’m saying that, like, what we, like, I believe there’s so much beyond our comprehension, that’s so much beyond our, like, ability to even, like, understand, to me, like, sure, totally, totally plausible, I mean, like, in, in human terms, we think that the fastest thing in the universe is the speed of light, which I think, I think I disproved, like, one of our episodes.

Yeah, it can’t be true, oh no, look, look, like I’m telling, I’m say it again, look at a black hole, if a black hole, if light can’t escape a black hole, the gravity is faster than light. Yeah, if light is the fastest thing in the universe, it would be able to get out, true, but if light can’t escape a black hole, that, that pull is, is, is stronger, faster than light, so it debunks it, or not debunk, that’s the word debunk, it, it, uh, well, no, it just proves, it just proves that there’s something that could be faster than light, gravity, gravity is faster than, yeah, that’s, but I mean, I’m more talking about, like, a, like, a snake man.

Yeah, I think it’s totally possible, okay, totally possible, yeah, whether it’s real or not, I don’t know, I’ve never [bleep] seen one, but it’s, I guess, I guess I would have to dive in more, infinite probabilities of anything, it’s possible, I would have to dive more in, like, what defines a reptile, reptile, which, I mean, it’s not that complicated, it’s [bleep] reptile, I mean, we go back to, like, early biology’s class, yeah, Ians are like, teach, I think it’s a, don’t you dare, dude, this is, I’m going to, this is going to come back to haunt me for sure, 100%, but I’m pretty sure the definement of a reptile is, uh, a, the type of vertebrae that they have, and they’re water bearing creatures, no, no, for example, like reptiles don’t necess, well, help me out, well, reptiles, I think, are, they’re, they’re cold-blooded, I think they’re, they’re cold-blooded creatures that, um, they are, like, semi, they’re semi-aquatic, but, like, they don’t live, but isn’t there, like, a, there’s a line between a mammal and a reptile, blood, warm-blooded, that’s it, no, no, scales, reptiles, reptiles, like eggs, there it is, is, mammals birth, okay, so if we’re going down to the basic, like, that means they lay eggs, yeah, and they have cold blood, and cold blood, and cold blood, that’s why they’re always, like, sitting in the heat, like, [bleep] warming up.

So, cuz in the, cure, world of reptilians, it’s a, it’s a lizard man, right? You know what I mean, like, they’re the cartoon version of, oh, you’re saying like it’d be like, be like a human who’s got cold blood, like, on eggs, yeah, but in reality, that’s all the basic of what it means, I think there’s more, probably, proba, we, yeah, three dudes, three high school, one com scho, all of our credits comb, I didn’t say I passed science to get high school, oh my God, yeah, back in the day, back when these boomers, it was like 70% passing, passing standard. Okay, so we get into some of the, um, rejections by academia, and, uh, you know, the, the mainstream, so historians, archaeologists, scientists, they overwhelmingly reject the Anaki theory as pseudoscience and misinterpretation of ancient text, Sitchin’s work has been criticized for its inaccuracies, particularly his mistranslations of the Sumerian cuneiform text.

So it’s like, I’m pretty sure everyone’s mistranslating them, no [bleep], how can you accurately say that is, you know, how can you, how can, we’ve seen this, we’ve seen this a lot of times, which is, it’s the telephone game over 10,000 years, I mean, look how many versions of the Bible there, yeah, like [bleep] 200, yeah, it’s like, “oh, I think he meant this,” I think, so I think there is an aspect of, there is, like, the person who’s reading it is going to interpret things differently, yeah, and so, probably, to each person, like, probably one to one, like, if I were to read it, I’d be like, “maybe this means this,” you know, I totally agree, there’s, there’s probably, like, super misinterpret, yeah, yeah, cuz who knows what they actually [bleep] like, slaves could be workers, workers could be slaves, very, very simple, he’s like, Eric’s like, “this is for 401k, right, medical, D, it’s all here, boys, [bleep] you, PTO.” So there’s also lack of evidence, uh, there’s no credible archaeological or genetic evidence to support the idea of extraterrestrial influence on human evolution, or in the existence of a planet like Nibiru.

I get, like, no evidence of Nibiru, for sure, but, like, how would there be evidence of, like, you’d have to be, like, a little alien corpse, like with, like, a syringe, like, you know, like, totally, maybe, maybe there is, is an Area 51, never be ev, actually, you know what’s crazy, and, and, uh, I hope I’m not insensitive, but, um, with the hurricane that just happened, uh, I was watching some news program, and I happened to also be watching a history program about something similar to this, but 10,000 years ago, la, and, uh, I saw North Carolina, and I saw Asheville, and I saw some, some of these other places, and the flooding just, like, there was one town, like, “oh dude, it’s like under, it’s gone, wiped away,” yeah, like it’s gone, the whole thing.

And so then I realized, though, that some of these things have been lost, because of Earth, there’s, there’s, there’s theories that there’s, like, ancient civilizations that were literally covered under mud. Yeah, yeah, and, and we saw it, like, last week, I know, there was, like, like, eight feet of mud, crazy, insane, imagine that, over, like, over hundreds of thousand years, so it totally could happen. No, totally, 100% could happen, and it would just be lost, and there’s about it, g, and then, obviously, they get into, like, the role of science fiction, they’re like, “oh, well, you know, popular culture and science fiction,” and, you know, blending that with ancient myth and [bleep], makes into, like, this imaginative idea, yeah, which is…

…whatever, yeah, too many, too many coincidences. So anyways, in conclusion, you know, I think that there is kind of a, I think there’s always been, since the history of man, there’s always been this mythology, this fascination with beings coming from above, and there’s, there’s all these correlative things where it’s like, oh, you know, the gods descend, and all these things that there’s got to be something there. Yeah, it’s not like they were telling fairy tales for 4,000 years, it’s like we always say, like, twice, coincidence, but now it’s like three, four, five, it’s spanning different cultures over, over millennium, and they’re all in, they’re all very similar things, but just different variations of the same exact thing.

Yeah, it just, there’s got to be something there, there’s, I don’t know what it is, I’m not, like, I can speculate, obviously, that’s what I do for, you know, the podcast for two years, it’s speculation, but there has to be something to it, like, everyone, you know, 6,000 years of humans are telling bedtime stories, and, like, they’re living their entire liv, they’re [bleep] building monuments to these fairy tales, like, you know, like in Rome, they were buil, [bleep], you build a damn temple that’s, like, bigger than the biggest mansion in Florida, you know, for a fairy tale, like, those [bleep] believed, like, and there’s a reason, I think there’s a reason that there was such devout belief, and they would make, you know, you make sacrifices to the, like, yeah, you want to kill one of your homies, like, you got to believe there’s got to be, like, some basis to the beliefs, right?

Okay, so I think that there is something there, I mean, I, I, I would be very interested to see what your guys take, before I get mine, because I’ve already said it mostly, but yeah, I mean, I’m kind of, like, along those lines, I’m very, you know, pretty much bought into the, to the idea of, like, definitely, I mean, we, we’ve been talking about this over so many episodes that we’ve done, that it’s, you guys know that I, I, I’m definitely, like, yeah, in, I wouldn’t say all in, mostly in on this. Yeah, like 80% in, DNA in, no, but I love this, like, this is something that we’ve, at least, Sean and I have talked about, uh, off, off camera, many times for years, we’ve been talking about these guys, and so I do believe that there is this race, I mean, are they called that?

Let’s just call them that, call them that, let, call that, think that’s what the Sumerians called, I don’t know, that’s not, like, the real name, I’m gonna go with that, I believe it, I’m, I’m, I’m, I’m a believer of the Anunnaki, I’m gonna say that. Um, yeah, and, uh, I do believe that they had something to do with, like, the, the creation of, uh, Homo sapiens, you know, we’ll say it like that, like that DNA, if it wasn’t the creation, maybe it’s manipulation, okay, yeah, that’s a better word, that’s a better word, better word, you’re like, “oh, like this [bleep], kind of got, you can talk,” let’s just [bleep] him up, let, make him a little more, plant.

I’ve always been, like, fascinated about, like, that, that, that, um, what’s the word, like, abil, like, the, the, the ability, I guess, like, how much ability do we have within us, that, that the potential, that’s what I was trying to look for, you know, all this potential, and you’ve been, like, programmed into us, and, like, what, what’s available that we can tap into, look at the flashes, look at the flashes that you see of, like, these brilliant, unbelie, like, people that, you know, mo, are, and you have, like, and you’re like, “what,” and they’re like, “oh, I just came up with this a [bleep] Tuesday.” Oh, look at this [bleep], like, like, how the [bleep] did you, so, you, I feel like, maybe, like, over time, it’s like some of that stuff chips away, and, like, maybe one, one little thing activates, and they’re like, this, like, you know, once in a lifetime kind of genius, or what, and whatever it is that you, like, you have, like, these [bleep], there’s all these different stories, the only thing I would say is that I do think that, uh, there’s several of, we’ll call him, Anunnaki, several races of, totally, you know, we’ll call, you know, aliens, I guess, that have come down, so it’s not like just one, I feel like that there’s been like several over time.

Okay, you know, I could dig with that, yeah, dam, what do you believe? [Laughter] Um, only, oh God, what’s Modelo mean in Spanish? I don’t even know, the model, model, yeah, just the model beer, yeah, all right, there you go, you learn something every, the standard, no, I could get behind visitors in, in the past, up from four, is it going to go to six time? No, I, I mean, this is probably in that category of, like, one of those guys, one of the four, one of the four that made it, um, but I don’t think they have anything special, other than they are just older than us, meaning they didn’t come down with superpowers, or godlike, or anything like that, but they just, it would be like us visiting a primitive civilization, and then us being, like, “hey, you would be considered advanced.” I know, but we wouldn’t be God.

Well, you would be God in the sense of, you’re coming down from up above the heavens, from the, but nonetheless, we’re still just a civilization that is advanced to a certain point. The thing is, like, these, these creatures, like the way they’re depicted, it’s not like it’s a human, I know, it’s not like it’s like John came from the sky, like, “what’s up, bros?” So that’s why I think there were, like, these have, but I, I wouldn’t, I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s something where just, imagine humans, say, 500 years from now, humans found a way to get to another planet that had life, okay, and that life was primitive, and we came there, they be like, and we did exactly the same thing, and we just said, “hey, by the way, you know, if you put water in the soil, like, a little plant will sprout,” it’s like, like an idiocracy, like, like the toilet Stu, yeah, no, and we just give him a couple nuggets of [bleep], like, like technology, or whatever, yeah, and then that’s godlike to them.

Yeah, yeah, that’s, that’s, l, do you what I mean? Yeah, I can see that, that’s what we’re saying, exactly what say me, is, you know, oh, about the whole, like, create, like, yeah, DNA manipulate, I don’t know, yeah, I think that’s a little far-fetched, but, um, I wouldn’t put it past, I mean, we’re talking about 200,000 years, see, my, my thing with the DNA that I, I’m super stuck on, is, like, it wouldn’t, there’s, it’s so, it, it does, it just doesn’t add up, why, why we would only be using 20% of it, it’s like, why would, why would the other 80% even exist, if it’s, like, trash, that’s even useless, it’s just such a waste, of, why would you have 80, most of it, why would we say 80% of my car is useless.

Yeah, like, why would why was it developed that way? Exactly, that’s my point, like, even, even an evolutions, even, like, an evolutionary standpoint, it’s like, it evolved to not, so we just don’t even know, we just don’t even know, we don’t, speculation, yeah, anyways, love to hear your takes, I’m sure I missed everything, many [bleep] IDI, one guy say, “oh, just’s more guys in the mic,” not know, more [bleep] idiot [bleep] gay boys on a [bleep] microphone, don’t know nothing. All right, awesome, I hope that, uh, you know, hope you guys have some more information for me, cuz I love to know more, I’m still mid this book, it’s, the book is really hard to listen to, because it’s the guy is, like, a [bleep] scientist, and I’m like, but it’s like it’s really great, I’ll, I’ll, I’ll post it, I’ll, I’ll look up the name, I’ll give it to you guys, uh, thanks so much for being here.

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